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'A Centaur playing with his Son' by Otto Bache, (1839 - 1927).
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Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…
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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
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puppy rock is in the house tonite everybody just have a woof time
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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yea in my playthroughs i typically go for a whimpering dog build
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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From Ursula K. Le Guin’s Cat Dreams. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler.
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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.
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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.
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R u a gay guy or straight girl. Respect either way
Im sick of all the games and i want to make it big
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