morganzephyr
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morganzephyr · 1 day ago
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god bless evil fucked up madoka and evil fucked up homura they make me laugh everytime i see them
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you can hear the pain in that evil tweet from homura
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morganzephyr · 1 day ago
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Long magical girl transformation and the whole audience is so excited to see how I will subvert it, but in the end I just look like a normal magical girl and they're all booing me because I didn't subvert the genre and I'm crying because I just wanted to be a normal magical girl
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morganzephyr · 1 day ago
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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism
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morganzephyr · 1 day ago
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masks that cover the face but leave the eyes visible give someone a deeply personal character - they present someone as a thinking, feeling person first and foremost, and anonymise them physically.
on the other hand, masks that cover the face but leave the mouth visible do the opposite - they present someone as a body, a visceral and physical being. where the eyes subjectify, the mouth objectifies them.
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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What do you mean the construction worker never used the construction buckle????
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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sketchy comm for the lovely @ Tief_In_Plaid 🩵
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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Bronze age ship discovered
look inside
made of wood
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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revisited an old pearlina in a different style ^_^
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morganzephyr · 3 days ago
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brb trying this
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