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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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going through the new voice lines added for mahjong and graha's are the most unhinged by far

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Help a trans girl between jobs

Hey, my name's Ivy, and I'm currently trying to switch careers from transportation to something that isn't horrendously brutal on my body.

Right now i'm looking to pay some bills coming up at the end of the month.

I need $700 to cover some debts from credit cards. Please help if you can, reblog if you can't!

My cashapp is $kellanium

$0/700 22 November

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RADICAL SATURDAY

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Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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hello, im a neck doctor and i need to see your neck for a check up. i also need to know your blood type, it's standard procedure.

oh and make sure you don't bring any crosses, holy water or garlic. you dont need them

Okay! Let me know when you're free and I'll book an appointment!

I can do any night apart from the 15th. It's a full moon and I'm. I have something else going on.

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i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

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