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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
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Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here
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Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.
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posting from my hotel's air conditioning control
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uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries
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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!
me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...
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oh ya I downloaded xiaohongshu/rednote please enjoy some of the fresh chinese memes I've collected from our international sisters
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You get trapped with two Dragon Age characters (spin the wheel) in one room for a day.
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Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr
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