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I miss you…

just kidding, i’m glad you’re out of my life and you can go fuck yourself

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I miss you…

just kidding, i’m glad you’re out of my life and you can go fuck yourself

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when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

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u kno wat fuck college

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mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him

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I got inspired by Germanic languages (by @languageoclock) and Romance languages (by @machetero-1868), so here is the Slavic version

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Throwback to this iconic tweet

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i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

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me before taking a personality quiz: [deep breath] remember who you are

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all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

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me: *looks at my reflection in the mirror*

me:

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IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.