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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
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Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
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my giurlfriend grabs my Thang with one of those dinosaur grabbers so hard it draws blood and i let out a single, violent, angelic note that summons a flock of doves to our windowsill
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GHOUL ARMY GO
we had 42 ghouls with a cumulative 840 extra health from aid LOL
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what if dolphins had hair but it was just one on the top of their head like a baby would that be fucked up or what
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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
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shark gifs i used for my slideshow presentation at school (not mine)
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El gato en la almohada (Adolf von Becker, S. XIX)
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I'm glad I decided to watch this one instead of just thinking I'd already posted it.
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