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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

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'not meant to be alive' ahh siblings

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Last night was a movie

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i think they just need to nap together

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“He needed to know what Nathaniel was saying in this historic moment.”

Meanwhile Neil

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I firmly believe there is only one reason Andreil would ever get married and that’s so Neil can send a copy of their marriage certificate to agent Browning where his name is change again to Neil Josten-Minyard with a post-it note saying:

Oups! I did it again <3

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god bless anyone who comments on ao3

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Work sucks so I guess let’s put them into new situations...

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No but wymack

And jean

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you know Peter griffin?

Unfortunately.-🗡️

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You ever read so much unhinged Andreil fanfic that you forget how insane the books were?

Like wdym Andrew strangled Allison and Neil stepped in like “look at me babe this isn’t you 🥺🥺🥺” so he stopped???? Why are the mafia involved???? Riko actually tried to MURDER NEIL ON LIVE TV and Andrew probably set a new world record by sprinting across the field in time to stop him???? I love it sm

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Guys I'm literally just on my period I swear

A man can't even have a conversation anymore goddamn

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I'm not beating these Jean allegations

A man can't even have a conversation anymore goddamn