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Do you think Luke has to be introduced to space metal and space goth music by the other jedi / merrin in the TL4J au
omg yes, and maybe they had motivation for getting him into space metal/goth stuff
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Why are mules so healthy when other hybrid animals aren't?
not all hybrid animals are unhealthy, it's kind of a roll of the dice on how genetics interact with each other.
in fact, hybridization in general is turning out to be more foundational to evolution then we thought! closely related species are just stealing each other's genes all the time, turns out.
hybridization events are MUCH more common then we thought, and result in the swapping back and forth of species-specific genes, which then drives evolution in different directions for both species with the introduction of these new genes! these events are called "gene flow".
modern humans specifically are a really good example of this, actually- humans with ancestral roots in Europe and Western Asia have a TON of traits that were lifted directly from our sister species, Neanderthals, after a whole slew of gene flow events!
some of these genes are believed to be responsible for hair texture, viral immune response, metabolism, and heightened sense of smell.
and on the Eastern side of Asia, the same is true of Denisovans, another modern human sister species!
these genes provided cold and altitude tolerance, among other benefits.
basically what I'm getting at here is that we now know that the tree of life is more like a series of streams flowing back and forth into each other to reinforce evolutionary pathways, all due to closely related species looking at each other and wiggling their eyebrows suggestively.
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There is a lot of potential and hidden depth that could have been mined had Lucas been a good film maker and not been worried about making movies "for children", but instead realized that children watched Empire Strikes Back and thought it was the greatest film of all time...
there’s such a deep layer of the most fucked up psychological horror in the ways that Darth Vader and the empire as a whole try to destroy leia and make her kneel. To the empire she and her father and her planet were supposed to be collaborators and Allies in the imperial project, and in the opening of he original A New Hope movie it’s just become obvious that they aren’t, but Leia keeps trying to play that game, Bail’s game, for as long as she can. It’s obvious that the imperial regime has no scruples about just killing and torturing whoever but the violence they inflict upon her is so visceral and so personalized and intimate. Tarkin touches her face and tells her how happy he was to sign her death. Vader, in particular, wants to control her and punish her for her insolence and refusal to bow and be a dog and a leash like he is but he can’t control her. So he destroys her by destroying her planet and telling her it is Her Fault, personally. Because he cannot control and punish her like he wants to he kills and controls and punishes the people who she does love- bail and breha, then Han. Leia’s literally a military field commander but also a very young woman living through the most unimaginably horrific terminator-esque horror movie scenario: the scariest man in the universe Knows your name, and wants you, personally, to suffer
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On this week's page of BICYCLE BOY, Bridget and some cameos show off their new outfits.
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#In order from Most numerous to Least:#Location: Hands - Knees - Lower Arms - Upper Arms - Chest - Thighs - Shins - Feet - Face - Skull#Cause: Stupidity - Play - Violence - Work - Natural Causes (Face - acne/chicken pox/age/etc)#Pain: One Stupidity Scar* hurts the worst but mostly over the years it's the Work Scars that have given me the most trouble#(debris in the scar later causing infection or irritation until it is excised)#* damage to my right knee caused it to eventually fail spectacularly/blow out the joint and now I can barely walk
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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Goddammit now I wanna know the split on this
REBLOG FOR WIDER SAMPLE POOL PLS
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The Delta Green agent getting hit with the insomnia + exhaustion + low willpower death spiral making the entire character unplayable
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this is crazy i’m going crazy over this
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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
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"What does my advisor think?" "Um, your advisor my lord? You mean Pastiche, the jester?" "Yes." "She's completely behind the plan, but, and I quote, 'only for the LOLs' end quote." "Alright, let's do this."
everyone the king has married died. Not because he kills them or some grand plot it just...happens. He talked to some of the most powerful magic users and they agree it's not an official curse just sheer coincidence. The king now just spends his time locked away in his room.
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#Exactly - when I was doing fast food in my youth I know some older ladies who were retired who did the lunches on the cash registers because#it was easy & they wanted 4 hrs a day & if people gave them too much shit they could just quit - so it wasn't stressful pr shitty to them
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All for one, one for all.
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Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:
You don't owe anyone anything
Meaning: you do not have to make yourself suffer for the convenience of others
We owe each other everything
Meaning: we could not survive without each other and everything we do to help another is crucial to ensuring our own continued survival
You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.
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