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I could have a mental breakdown right now. believe me I could, I'm more than capable of such a feat. but unfortunately it's past 10:00 p.m. so instead I'll just go to sleep

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- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

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nobody tweets like hozier...I love him so much

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5houghts on the minecraft movie teaser trailer?

I hope everyone involved with the film finds themselves stricken by the Pharaoh's curse and they all die within the span of 4 years

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TONIGHT WE'RE EATING CUBES AND DRINKING BLUE.

FUCK YOURSELF.

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My sister!

His name is Sage but he doesn't know that (he only responds to "Kitter Witters")

who has a cat? proof required or I don't believe you

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I headcanon extensive underwater facilities on Kamino for clone residing.

For starters, there simply cannot be only 3 million of clones created by the Kaminoans. 3 million cannot protect the whole vast Republic – we know for sure it includes thousands of systems, Coruscant alone houses 2 trillion of citizens. ‘Units’ Lama Su refers to just cannot mean ‘each clone’, they should mean ‘units’ as ‘certain amount of clones in one’, like legions/battalions. Logically there should be millions/trillions of clones to protect the whole Republic space – after all, the specific numbers of the clone army are never told. Also I think that probably several closest to Kamino moons/planets could be used as branches for larger capacity – Kamino doesn’t seem to be a huge planet.

So in regards to this, I headcanon underwater/underground facilities deep into the core of the planet (and of ‘branch planets’, if we assume there are any) to station all millions/trillions of adult men + children + babies/embryos. Plus I assume digital training mostly – there’s simply no or very little place for extensive physical training. I think only the chosen squads were allowed to have real training like we see in TCW or they could have one or two and be released to the GAR.

Now imagine poor clone boys from these underwater facilities who have never seen any sky – not even rainy and stormy… Only dark deep water behind the windows. Imagine how they would feel seeing a real sky for the first time in their lives. Probably the tales of ‘sky’ told by their brothers ‘from above’ levels were rumored, but not actually believed. Imagine their awe at seeing the first sunrise, stars and clouds.

Many such guys would’ve painted clouds on their armour or tattoo sky-like images on their bodies or have names like Sky.

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men should grunt and moan more

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most pathetic dude on ds9 was that one guy who joined the maquis and kept calling sisko to be like "haha you want to catch me so bad we're just like jean valjean and javert" and sisko was like man im gonna be honest this isn't that serious to me. i guess im kinda mad you joined the maquis but you're making it weird im really not trying to become your kismesis here.

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men should grunt and moan more

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I had a dream that I was playing Minecraft. It seemed to be perpetually night, rain fell through blocks, and I kept running out of torches. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and checked my settings. The difficulty was set to “Peaceful, I hope.” I couldn’t change it.

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Am i the only one who imagined the first meet like this?? *swooon*

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oh my god

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there are so many cute girls, hot men, and beguiling creatures scrolling tumblr right now. ah, it would seem that one of them is reading this post as we speak

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Just saw a shiny diamond in the corner of my screen and clicked on it. Did not realize it was to catch my attention for me to get "Tumblr Premium."

I may not be on here all that often, but the mere existence of a Tumblr Premium just seems hilarious to me.

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think