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u ever remember one of your fandoms “oh yeah thats right im into this too” and then dive head first into the rabbit hole again

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"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

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*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

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Before learning Roman history: How did Rome fall?

After learning Roman history: How the fuck did Rome not fall sooner?

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Just a bunch of cats 🎈

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NORTHERN IRELAND ON IT’S WAY TO PARTY WHOOOOO YEAHHHH

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Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

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the quote retweets on misha's tweet are NOT holding back oh my god

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heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”

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Surgeries and operations are being cancelled on the day of the queen’s funeral. These patients will have been on a waiting list for months if not years.

Everyone should be absolutely seething with rage.

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my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

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when you want to go home, but home doesn't exist yet

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til Sherlock Holmes vs. Dracula, written 1978, was considered by the British Fantsy Society to be “one of the better” Dracula/Holmes crossovers. i was not previously aware this was a genre

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I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them