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just a sudden shitpost :D

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blue eyes white dragon is noodley-er than i thought tbh. anyways burst stream of destruction

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Mother.

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whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

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Middle-aged magical girl.

She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.

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Watch: Carl Sagan schooled B.o.B. on his flat Earth theory more than 30 years ago

Follow @the-future-now

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i fukcing hate this show

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Read as many times as needed

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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

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Little fucking guy alert!!

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Some art of my OC KyaraBat!

She has been getting some attention on tumblr again, so here are my favorite outfits for her!

Get prints, t-shirts and more merch with her designs here!

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