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Also while I’m talking about brain stuff who else does this to hold onto a phone number someone rattled off too fast

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how do I look, ellie?
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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
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NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]
🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat
📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]
🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White
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They about to see what the real honmoon looks like :3
Aftermath of what happened:
Welp this is my most sussiest art I ever posted in the internet lol
Also another one if I kept this wholesome XDD
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SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON (2002), dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook
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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
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if i had a vampire lover i would wear their bite marks like an accessory
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I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound
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DEVON AOKI AS SUKI — 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS // (2003)
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Rumi / Mira / Zoey by Jiunn Kuo
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love it when kinks have names that are so vague they don’t tell you anything. oh you’re into monsterfuckery? are you here for Trans Affirmation Sex Metaphor or Scariest Damn Sex Of Your Life feat. Creature
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
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