mooseman13579
Wizard stuff but like... chill about it
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I am constantly tired, but I'm here for things like Star Trek, Star Wars, Gandalf's Big Naturals, and being earnest in my love of stuff again. Also I write fanfiction FF dot Net AO3 Email me at [email protected]
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mooseman13579 · 19 days ago
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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mooseman13579 · 25 days ago
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my drive home from work yesterday
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mooseman13579 · 1 month ago
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good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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mooseman13579 · 2 months ago
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why doomscroll when for the low low price of free, your own brain can produce worries, fears, and general despondency in the comfort of your own home?
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mooseman13579 · 2 months ago
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It's time to become more involved in the life of your refrigerator
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mooseman13579 · 2 months ago
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I'll do both if I get the BOGO deal
Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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mooseman13579 · 3 months ago
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made this last year and never shared it publicly. style has changed a LOT since then. let me know what you think. (read left to right)
you can have it in pdf form from itch
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mooseman13579 · 3 months ago
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I am looking for a post with back exercises to preserve your posture as you get older, but I can't remember when I saw it on my feed or who reblogged it. It had drawings of doing exercises like sitting in a low chair and flexing your back backwards over the lumbar support, putting one arm against a door frame and taking a step forward, flexing your neck forward and back like a chicken, etc. I wanted to spread that around to some people but I can't for the life of me find it.
PLease help?
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mooseman13579 · 3 months ago
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I'm going to be 33 and it's time to admit something.....
... sneaking out the window is a teenager's game and I ain't flexible like that anymore
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mooseman13579 · 4 months ago
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Found my address book again, all these names and addresses are from 15+ years ago. The world has really changed because like... I don't know many people who are settled in one place for years on end that you can put down their address in a little book anymore. It has spots for birthdays and anniversaries and there's so many pages in this book. A relic of a different world that I and most of the people I know never got to be a part of.
Two vast and plastic book covers sit in the drawer. Between them, bound in rings, sit three dozen empty pages. Upon the cover these words appear; Addresses
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mooseman13579 · 5 months ago
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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
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mooseman13579 · 5 months ago
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 
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mooseman13579 · 5 months ago
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Happy one year anniversary to WHOEVER THE FUCK decided to lay me off last year! You destroyed my life and my mental health thank you so much!!!!!
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mooseman13579 · 5 months ago
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haters see me walking and they say 'that bitch got a fucking po box'
and they're RIGHT, also i put up my middle finger at them
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mooseman13579 · 5 months ago
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lookin out my bedroom window at crows
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mooseman13579 · 5 months ago
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raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can’t locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn’t archive because you always assumed they’d be there.
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mooseman13579 · 5 months ago
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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
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