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this gif specifically is the worst thing ive seen all week
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So this just happened.
My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.
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I wonder if there’s a sea food place called Prawn Shop
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this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
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this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle
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Aziraphale: Gabriel was a mean person >:
Crowley: Come on, Aziraphale, you can do better that that!
Anathema: He was a Grade-A Bitch!
Crowley: Woooo, there we go!!
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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
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My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).
Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.
The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.
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i have rude bitch disorder and it makes me say things like this
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