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Evan “sleep talks in his sleep and doesn’t recall any of it” Rosier

and

Barty “tge insomniac who will have full on conversations with him in the night” Crouch Jr.

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Jegulus is literally written in the stars

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meet - Jegulus - November 20th - @stag-microfic - word count: 332

"Dad?"

James looked up from his book to see his sixteen-year old son standing awkwardly in the doorway, looking like he wanted to be anywhere but there. "What's up, Haz?" he asked gently, placing the hardcover down on the table and patting the empty space on the couch.

Harry sat down gingerly and frowned, green eyes troubled. "Don't laugh, alright?"

"Of course," James nodded, frowning. "What is it?"

"Remember when you used to read me stories, when I was little? About people who would go out and meet 'the one' and fall in love at first sight, and everything ended happily ever after?" Harry asked, still looking uncomfortable.

James nodded, not understanding. "Yes...why?"

"What if it's...not like that?" Harry mumbled, looking down at his hands and shifting awkwardly. "Does that mean it's not right?"

Dawning comprehension flooded through James and he tried to answer without seeming too eager. He didn't want to embarrass Harry, after all. "Prongslet, those were stories. You know that your Pa and I didn't fall in love at first sight, right? I mean...he bloody hated me!"

Harry chuckled at that and met his eyes for a moment before again frowning. "But you were an obnoxious arse," he pointed out.

"I was," James nodded, suppressing a laugh.

"And I was a stuck-up twat."

Both Harry and James turned to see Regulus in the doorway, a smile on his face. The shorter man joined the two on the couch and spoke again.

"Harry, love isn't like the stories. It doesn't always fall into place. But if you both want it and work at it, then it's usually worth it," Regulus said, looking over Harry's shoulder to give James a small smile.

Harry nodded and sighed. "Alright. Thanks."

James couldn't resist. "Is he a Slytherin, then?" He asked knowingly.

Green eyes shot up to meet his, a shocked look on his son's face. "How'd you know?" Harry demanded.

It was Regulus who burst out laughing. "Like father, like son," he chortled.

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thinking about creatures.

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Doomed yaoi

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i love reading canon-compliant wolfstar fanfics when i'm in a lousy mood because no matter how badly my day is going, remus lupin's is going worse

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i really love making james potter kind of a loser. like he’s confident and hot, yes, but he also trips over his own feet sometimes, and says things that make you go oof, buddy

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McGonagall: Alright, how are you two gonna explain yourselves?!

James: Um…

Sirius: Well I’m going to say verbally, because judging by your tone you might not be in the mood for the dance we’ve prepared.

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hey! lily evans carries a muggle camera with her everywhere she goes and is solely responsible for the documentation of the marauders school years! also also also every single one of those pictures was lost after October 31st 1981 because sirius black flipped through the albums with bloody hands and they were taken away as evidence!

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I hear a lot about how Regulus would treat stab wounds like paper cuts but nothing about how James would treat paper cuts like stab wounds

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James making a new password, typing: “Regulus”

Computer: “password is too short”

James, softly: yeah, but don’t tell him that

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james: regulus, do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?

regulus: uh- ye- yeah!?

james: great! um- after school?

regulus: yeah, after is- wait. you do mean that in a gay way, right?

james: yes, in a gay way.

regulus: full homo?

james: a full homosexual coffee date.

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The old house

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Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

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I’m a simple girl. I see a post by @my-castles-crumbling and I like it. No questions asked

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sirius is definitely putting werewolf remus on the hear me out cake

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I fear they put crack cocaine in jegulus fanfiction because why am I obsessed with reading about a canonical dead dad and a character that had 3 lines. Yall writers took dust and made an empire and I love living in it. Thank you for your service #longlivejegulus