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if dsmp characters swapped their canonical chats for a day. that’s it.
“canon chat swap”
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Bagi: Philza, talking about smuggling, we think that we are going to need food, so I think you should put one of these in your ass. [Pulls out an eternal banana]
Phil: [WHEEZES]
Phil: OH MY GOD.
Kristin:
Banana smuggling: [ Part 1 || Part 2 ]
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Foolish: What's– what's with all the ass shoving going on here? 😰
Bagi: Are you going to shovel Fit in your ass?
Fit: JESUS.
Pac: No–! I'm just gonna- AAAAA– [He runs into the pond to drown himself] I'm done, I'm done! I'm done!
Foolish: [Squeaky laugh]
Pac: It doesn't fit! Fit doesn't fit! Ok?! Doesn't fit!
Fit: Oh no... Oh no... Oh no... You know, I'm just- I'm just gonna– [He walks] I'm just gonna clear my mind, I'm gonna clear my head.
Today is, unfortunately, the one year anniversary of this cursed conversation (which spawned more cursed conversations) 💀
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Fit: This isn't me! This is not "FitMC" it's "Fit... MC." This is not me.
Pac: Fit McDonalds! :O
Bagi: "Fit MC'' [Laughs]
Fit: It's Fit McDonalds, this is NOT me, this is an imposter! This is a fcking imposter! I can't believe it.
Pac: Fit Mac! Or Mac Fit? 🤔
Bagi: [Laughing] Fit Mac... Ok Pac, I think you should go to the McDonalds and order FitMac!
Pac: No, yeah yeah! I want to order. And also, I can shovel it in my ass so that I can bring McDonald's to the prison.
Foolish: What's– what's with all the ass shoving going on here? 😰
Bagi: Are you going to shovel Fit in your ass?
[They all laugh]
Fit: [Laughs] JESUS.
Pac: No–! I'm just gonna- AAAAA– [He runs into the pond to drown himself] I'm done, I'm done! I'm done!
Foolish: [Squeaky laugh]
Pac: It doesn't fit! Fit doesn't fit!
Fit: [Cracks up]
Pac: Ok?! Doesn't fit!
Fit: Oh no... Oh no... Oh no...
[Bagi and Foolish continue laughing]
Fit: You know, I'm just- I'm just gonna– [He walks away and does the "meditate" emoji, facing away from everyone] I'm just gonna–
Bagi: [To Foolish] Why are you laughing???
Pac: [Laughs]
Fit: I'm just gonna... clear my mind, I'm gonna clear my head.
Bagi: [Out of breath] Just stop laughing!
Fit: I'm gonna clear my fckin' mind right now.
[Everyone continues laughing]
Fit: Yeah yeah yeah, this is- this is fine. This is fine.
[Ramon warps back]
Bagi: Oh Ramon, it's a really nice hole you made here!
Foolish: That was just a wild- a wild sequence right there.
[Everyone laughs, and Empanada lies face-down on the ground]
Foolish: Oh boy... Man, prison's gonna be fun, prison's gonna be fun.
Fit: Yeah... It's gonna be real fun.
Pac: It's gonna be real fun.
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When you don't want to draw writing on your art piece so you do this
I just found the funniest font ever
Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
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Angel and Devil. Opposites but both will cause trouble in their own way.
Angel and Devil Rubius are now available for download!
Look for my discord; pinned to my profile!
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I made a cute little bear!...wait...That's just 콩콩 (KongKong) Now available for download on my public egg discord; pinned to profile!
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Do I ship my character with Sebastian from an rp I'm doing with a friend? Yes. Yes I do
Do I feel shame for it? No
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🎁 My christmas present: Deathfamily being together and happy
Then they went back home and drank hot chocolate <3
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Uh oh! ElQuackity has decided to cause problems again....with explosives....AGAIN Available for public download on my discord; pinned to profile!
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Vegetta is ready to cause mayhem and rule above you all along side his shark totem boyfriend! Available now in my public egg discord; pinned to profile!
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Cucurucho: 🔎🫧
Last year's Cucurucho's fireplace stream was sweet because the holidays can be a very sad and lonely time for a lot of people, and I think the intention of this stream is to offer that same comfort.
I know this stream was a bit of a surprise for everyone, and I know many of us are probably feeling mixed emotions about it, however– Seeing a familiar face or watching characters do silly things can sometimes make a big difference for folks who are having a difficult time. I hope this stream does bring a bit of joy and comfort to folks who need it right now.
No matter what the case may be for you, I hope you're all doing alright. 💕
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A Genshin OC commission I did for a friend of mine
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Alright Luzu is done! I love how I make the hoodie swallow him. Like it's too big for him. It's adorable
Available now in my public egg discord; pinned to profile
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#StandWithAnimation
Please sign our petition and reblog!
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Carre is here and ready fuck shit up in style!
Available for public download on my egg discord; pinned to profile
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I swear I was working on him the whole time and not procrastinating at all.
Kameto is here!! And with that concludes all the French Speaking eggs!
Now available for public download in my egg discord; pinned to profile!
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