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hi, this is my roommate's fund for us being able to get a new house. we're a group of multiple trans people facing eviction due to high rent and a multiperson struggle with sudden illness. we're trying our best to move to a new place
more info in the gofundme itself. sorry
please, if you can send in anything, please do.
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It's so unbelievably hard, having to leave a place you once thought you were going to call home. Every time I walk through a room, I have memories of living -- shared breakfasts and dinner in the dining room, laughing together in the living room, and watching some dumb show together in the bedrooms. Like walking through a skeleton made of memories of safer times.
It's even harder when, upon leaving, you're not even sure if you'll have a place to call home again afterwards. That there's a chance you stay stuck in some in between place, draining what funds you have left until you're out on the street. Even harder when you know that you might be taking people you care about with you, watching them struggle through the same things you'll be -- except they're sick and struggling with even more.
I want to ensure that when we move on today, that me and my family has a chance at a home in sight. But we need help. We're so close to our goals, even a round of people pitching in $20s as they pass this along could help push this along to our goal of finding a stable place to live for all of us.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/kalis-housing-fund
We just need your help. That's all I'm asking for. You don't have to remember me, you don't have to check in to see if we're making it and if we're going to be able to survive August, just pass this post along and pitch in if you can.
Thank you for reading.
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Unemployment is still trying to fuck me over so I'm gonna have to start shaking the cup again for rent this month.
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My Cashapp and Venmo are both Kellanium.
You can also help by donating to my Ko-fi.
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hi, this is my roommate's fund for us being able to get a new house. we're a group of multiple trans people facing eviction due to high rent and a multiperson struggle with sudden illness. we're trying our best to move to a new place
more info in the gofundme itself. sorry
please, if you can send in anything, please do.
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Hey y'all, my found family is in dire need of some help. We are being evicted from our home, but with some luck and your support, we have a chance to get new, more stable housing with another friend.
Please toss us a $20 if you can, and share so we can have some hope. We're 4 disabled trans girls who just haven't been able to catch a break for the last 6 months, and reaching our goal would go a long way toward getting back on our feet.
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$1500 behind on rent.
we've been working to try and catch up, of course, i'm not expecting to cover all of it here, but please help if you can.
https://ko-fi.com/automated_system
https://cash.app/$twilightsparkleirl
https://paypal.me/syntheticgarden
i'm really trying my hardest.
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon
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Worf, checking the queue times at the emergency room: hmm, perhaps today is not a good day to die after all.
I can't die on a Friday evening, the emergency room is gonna be packed
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“Every character in the Silmarillion has so many names” factoid actually a statistical error. Most characters in the Silmarillion don’t have more than one or two names. Túrin Neithan Gorthol Agarwaen son of Úmarth Adanedhel Mormegil Thurin Wildman of the Woods Turambar Dagnir Glaurunga, who lived in a cave and has ten names, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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They say science fiction never really predicts the future, and yet Captain Picard says “tea, earl grey, hot” in that meticulous way observed only in someone with a slightly unusual accent who’s finally figured out the exact cadence and phrasing their voice activated smart-whatever actually understands and suspects if they allow their tone to vary even one iota it’s going to interpret their drink order as a request for a live ocelot.
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she weaponized her gag gift im crying
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if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM
NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY
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