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hey girl are you from missouri because you're the only miss i'd yuri

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“afab chests aren’t inherently sexu—” please say breasts please just say breasts please please please stop throwing the term “afab” around say tatas say titties say big bahoona bazingoroos if you must

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Cinderella…

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me and a wheat farmer with a leaking silo have a lot in common this morning

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Pokemon designs are so gauche, its as if they were monsters designed for the amusement of children

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NYC

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are you really so evil you dont seem to do much evil anymore

im gearing up for the 2024 presidential primary

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new from bethesda movies studios... the story never told... "no, wait! i'm not a rebel! you can't do this!" *rising violin music* "you're not gonna kill me!" *orchestral stab* "archers!" *cut to black, silence* in huge letters on the screen with fire in the background: LOKIR of RORIKSTEAD *pan over destroyed helgen, a dust pile shifts and lokir stumbles out of it* "I'M WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST,"

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mitski was right on sunny days I do go out walking and I do end up on a tree-lined street and guess what ! I do look up at the gaps of sunlight and wow !!! I do miss you more than anything !!

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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

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