moon-cryptids
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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Taskforce Member Application.
Hello, if you are seeing this on your feed, you could have a chance to join the Taskfoce Distortion!
This is the member application to be specific, if you would like to join fill in the information below and send it in our DMs or join our Team Discord/Gliscord (The name changes depending on your dimension) and send your application to the application channel!
A link to the Discord/Gliscord is in our Team bio.
What is the difference between an Agent and a Member? We are sure you saw a different ad going around that specified being able to join as a agent, rest assured that is official along with this one! There are just differences in the job description of the two.
1: Members are sorted into a single Division and are often given Taskforce residence, however, this is not required living and is only enforced if the member in question has no place of living at the moment. 2: Members are required to come to base for missions, as they are meant to be a united force, every member of the Taskforce is given a special watch, this watch allows you to jump dimensions and get info on the fly if needed. 3: Members are sometimes given base maintenance positions, such as sweeping floors or cooking bulk meals for the rest of the base, they are never made to do this alone, and if a member tells you to do it alone, please report to your Division Leader or The Leader of the Taskforce.
-Preferred Name, pronouns, region of residence, and origin:
-Which division would you like to work for?:
-Do you have any past experience with 'Evil Teams' or an organized force of any kind?:
-Skill set that you can recognize (Some examples being "Able to talk to pokemon, sneaky, sowing"):
-Weaknesses or faults you may have (Such as "Somewhat clumsy, allergies, chronic pains"):
-How would you like to help the Taskforce?:
-What Pokemon do you have in your rotation/party?:
-What Pokemon/Pokemon Types are you experienced with taking care of?:
-Are you experienced with Legendary/Mythical pokemon?:
-Are you experienced with Ultra Beasts?:
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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//Putting this in a poll now.
//Making this last a week for a bigger range, but if it's overly positive I might do something with this before the poll ends
//The applications would be an IC thing to allow people outside of my BF and me to do Taskforce Distortion stuff.
//Might make a Discord server for that as well to keep track of people better than Tumblr DMs.
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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OOC
Trying to get back into the swing of things here!
Reblog this post for an ask from Tropius!
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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I CAN FLY NOW
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS A GAME CHANGER
IM SUPER CLUMSY BUT IM DOING IT!!! IM FLAPPIN!!
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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oh my arc you got eeby deebied
WHAG THE FUCK HAOPENED
I WOKE UP AJDN SUDDENYL DALAMENCE
WHAG THE FUCK. WHAG THE FUCCK.
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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huh. what.
WHAG THE FUCK HAOPENED
I WOKE UP AJDN SUDDENYL DALAMENCE
WHAG THE FUCK. WHAG THE FUCCK.
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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good job oran :)
Big round of applause to Oran, my Dedenne, for eaTING A HOLE THROUGH MY GOOD FLYING JACKET THAT TINY CHARMING MOTHERFUCKER
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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馃摪
Flittle post, June 20, 2021
馃惁 SaltyDan (@SaltyDan)
CALL OUT POST FOR CLAY OF DRIFTVEIL GYM
FUCKING OLD MAN COMPLETELY WIPED OUT MY TEAM
THERE IS NO WAY I SHOULD HAVE LOST AND HERE IS A WORD DOC EXPLAINING ALL THE WAYS THAT BASTARD IS CHEATING
HELP ME CANCEL THE COWBOY FUCKER
[ClayisOverParty.doc]
馃惁 SurfsUp (@SurfsUp): Dude, you were using Electric types and a Fire type starter, what did you expect. Get a Water type and grind your Lilligant more, smh.
馃惁SugarNSpice (@EverythingNice): 鈽濓笍 Whimsicott is part-Fairy. Switch it out for Lilligant or Sunflora if you want to use a Grass type against Excadrill.
馃惁SmeargleisBest (@SmeargleisBest): You said he was using a Full Restore, but the video link in your doc just shows a regular Super Potion. Even in that container you could tell the difference between the two.
馃惁 StunfiskAppreciationClub (@StunfiskisFunfisk): A Water type would solve ALL your problems my dude. Git Gud. 馃槀
馃惁Palindromeon (@eeveevee): YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE GETTING CLAYTON CANCELLED FOR NO REASON
馃惁ExesAndHoOhs (@XandHoOhs): HE'S JUST A RANCHER IN CANALAVE, FIND SOME OTHER GUY TO CYBER-BULLY
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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Beware the man who speaks in hands
鈦夛笍鈦夛笍鈦夛笍
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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馃 Dearie, please contact the local rangers.
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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@moon-cryptids: heyy welcome to the world of pokemon im aris. i can help if you have any questions or anything :)
Thank you, I more than likely will ask you questions I may have.
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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based? based on what?
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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Woah :0 shiny Sylveon! How did you two meet?
ive known them for a long time!! they were a gift from a friend of mine and we've been best friends ever since!
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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EVIL Pelliper Mail!
3 EVIL chocolate chip cookies!!!! They鈥檙e EVIL because they鈥檙e shaped like skulls!!!馃挜馃挜馃挜馃挜
yoooo that's mt favorite kind of cookie thank you so much!!! tastes like evil
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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EVIL Pelliper Unmail! 3 cups of flour from your cabinet. Give me like 20 minutes
glhf dont die
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moon-cryptids 1 year ago
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EVILLY requests THREE cups of FLOUR
i can do that! infact i did feel free to pelliper unmail them
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