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achievements of 2022:

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probably spent more time on the internet than last year

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sometimes I have brief moments of clarity like oh yes. love and joy should be guiding me and it will all work out. documenting so i remember to express this

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he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

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WAIT WHERES TBE FUCMING SEARCH BAR

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now more than ever we need brunettes to keep wearing jeans

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girls don’t want men, they want whimsigothic maximalist rooms!!

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THE PIC OF THE GUY IS SO FUNNY FOR SOME REASON

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youd think id get used to being human after all this time

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There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

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Not much focus on rehabilitation

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sucking dick and cock its like oh my god time and place. And you did it at my birthday dinner

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Bearatonin, I know it will look me but do you mind if I pet the polar bears? They deserve it and they're just so cuddly

Listen. We understand the urge to pet the polar bears. Believe us, WE GET IT. Polar bears are the cutest adorablest most cuddleable silliest perfectest most marvelous magnificentest goober beast to ever exist.

!!!!WE KNOW!!!!!

However, they are also ridiculously supremely absurdly unfairly lethal. And we can argue all day how ungodly cruel it is to live in a world where such silly goobers are such lethal beasts, the fact stands that if you try to pet the polar bear, you gonna get mauled and/or eaten.

It is therefore with the heaviest of hearts we must strongly advise against ever approaching a polar bear. We know, we are crying about the tragedy and cruelty of the universe too.

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i love you buttered toast i love you omelette i love you hashbrowns i love you croissant i love you pancakes i love you waffles i love you bagel i love you oatmeal i love you muffin i love you breakfast

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The Lego Movie is something that only happens once in life because you cannot recreate the experience of being dragged to "stupid marketing ploy to sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds" and 90 minutes later come out of "surreal cosmic horror comedy about the existential dread of artistic expression and the meaning of free will with commentary on capitalist oligarchy. To sell plastic bricks to 5 year olds."

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my sister works in a restaurant and has taken to saying "do you think that's normal?" every time someone says something rude or is borderline harrassing her. fully doesn't engage except for telling them to Reflect. Look Inward. i'm obsessed with her.

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why are you as a man wearing a suit? so other men can pull on your tie to bring you in for a kiss? so you can take off your jacket and loosen your tie and unbutton your shirt like a whore? so the process of undressing is an intricate ritual for you and other men to undergo? gayass.