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Jay. He/They. 27. Florida Man. Professional Dipshit.
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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared
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if you see this post you are obligated to reblog and tell me something good that happened to you this year
#it’s been a rough year#honestly one of hardest I’ve had#but I know this are looking up in term of my mental health because I’m managing it decently#spent another year with my wonderful wife#get to spend time with my nephew and watch him thrive#spent time with some of my friends and go to their baby showers!#made one moves and got traction for my business#learned a little about how to set better boundaries#making art and loving people#rough year but one filled with hope and help
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Did you know that many gastropods can create a pearl, including terrestrial snails? The difference is nacre which is only found in some species of mollusks and which which gives pearls their beautiful shine. Terrestrial snails occasionally produce very small translucent white pearls which are usually lost. One non-nacre secreting sea snail, the melo melo, produces gorgeous pearls that are extremely prized and rare.
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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means
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i was so scared for him
#I watched Arcane with my wife and the whole time she was like#‘I don’t care about anything else I just need to fish guy to survive’#which… I mean sure
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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
#I have real bad nocturnal bruxism#I have the classic reoccurring nightmare where all my teeth fall out
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my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas
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Trying to get in the festive spirit, in spite of it all.
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#I’m not a woman and hit the appropriate button#but before I transitioned… nothing made me more uncomfortable and mad#I live in the south and for people saying ‘old southern men are the exception’ I feel you#but some of them 100% mean it condescendingly#you can hear it in their tone and every time I had to fight the urge to spit
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Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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do you know anyone named Kevin
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