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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

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My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

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I'm fucking dying someone please make a Pink Panther-style crime comedy about this

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they should invent a tummy that doesnt hurt

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wow! that was a fun accidental 2 hour session of video's game. now to go to the kitchen to check on my pet Pot Of Boiling Water...

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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when the wifi says "connected without internet" how about i fucking kill you

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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"Whale" I didn't have enough time for her, but the light here is nice~

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旅するエレリ2

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Every now and then you also need to do a bit of gymnastics...