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Tarot Hacks

(DISCLAIMER: I didn’t invent most of these, just accumulated a lot from across the internet amongst other resources)

When something isn’t going your way: find The Wheel of Fortune, the cards on either side are the solution to the problem

To bring wealth; shuffle then pull the 1st, 5th, 10th, 20th, and 50th cards

When a romantic relationship is turning rocky; shuffle and find The Lovers, the cards on either side are the root of the problem

When you need to make a decision; shuffle, then find the 2 of Swords, the cards on either side are the different outcomes

When you’ve done fucked up shuffle then find The Fool, the cards on either side are how to fix the problem

Make a wish and draw a card

To get a glipse at your future; find your birth cards, then check out the cards laying underneath

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The Unexciting World Of Monstame's Process turned 7 today!

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The Unexciting World Of Monstame's Process turned 7 today!

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Smh....

This shit is so fucking disgusting

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/u-s-court-rules-dreadlock-ban-during-hiring-process-legal-n652211

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I just witnessed a fucking murder

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Hope yall enjoyed your day artist/model #StarrBright

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#HappyGetchoAssUpAndRunDay ... #blackdadsRunToo #healthiswealth ... @herfavoritetune ran the shit outta me this morning....I'll be back💪🏾

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#swipeleft #blackdadsRunToo #HealthIsWealth Every little bit counts..

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Don't be broke....

Let's Celebrate Financial Independence all weekend. The First 10 People who get in position with me to earn $10,000 by December 11th, will receive a Free 3 day and 2 night vacation OR a $500 cruise voucher.

I can’t be the only one tired of working my ass off just to earn enough money to be broke

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#MayweatherVsMcgregor @floydmayweather gonna beat the shit out of Connor...

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#swipeleft S/O cuz @mchancespeaks for coming out to the first #BlackDadsRun meeting and running the shit outta me... time for a change and I wanna involve as many brothers as I can... #HealthIsWealth #LetsGetIt

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This is your annual summer announcement for black kids

Clean the fucking house your mom is on her way home .

Take the fucking meat out the damn fridge before she light that ass up .

Deep condition your hair , take your vitamins baby .

Eat some fruit put the chips down for another day .

Get off tumbler / twitter / your video game will always be on whatever part you left it on. The save button exist —- go wash your ass . Your room smell like open Becky booty .

Practice your trade fam . Read up on cpr or some shit you never know when it will come in handy

FOLD THE CLOTHES AND PUT THEM UP . NAH AINT NO LATER BIH . You can wash clothes all day but if you don’t put them up guess what ? Washing them was fucking pointless .

Walk the fucking dog Bruh .

Clean the fish tank my nigga

Vacuum the carpet b .

Clean the fridge fam

Look up the local deals in your area help your parents save money on snacks , toilet paper and paper towels . If you are too lazy to do that check out fb and find a personal shopper in your areas yard sell groups . 2017 is the year to put money away .

Dust high spaces fam don’t forget the fan.

Clean the fucking oven B .

Put the laundry in the wash and don’t forget to put that shit in the dryer in about 60 mins . Set a timer on your phone as a reminder .

Make sure your little brothers and sister ate something . Like real food not them little bullshit ass little Debbie snacks cause you know your parents gonna grill them about what they ate all day ..

Read a book even if it’s a chapter so when your mom tells you that you are wasting time you can flame her ass and summarize the chapter of said book off to her .

Catch up on some science , math and a foreign language if possible .

DONT ORDER NO FUCKING FOOD YOU GOT FOOD IN THE HOUSE SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY !!

& if you don’t have food in the house and you have no choice but to order google coupons for that restaurant in mind so you can save some money ok ???

Mow the lawn so your dad can’t say shit .

Take the trash out .

EMPTY THE FUCKING DISHWASHER NIGGA ! Moms been asking you to do that for the past month

Clean the fucking bathrooms and don’t forget the back of that damn toilet where monsters live and plant dust and pubic hair and all that extra shit around .

Wash the plates , clean the stove and don’t fucking forget the mothafucking microwave homie .

Drink some fucking water and lay off the rass soda your piss is about as yellow as sponge bob .

Mop the floor you got juice stain there since last week and your moms been watching that spot for the past 10 days to see when you gonna clean it up .

Pick that cup up off the table that your mom put down Bruh it’s a trap …

Once all your chores are done enjoy the look on your parents face when they come home and have nothing to bitch about .

Oh and put all the change you find in the couch in a jar see how much you collect from saving at the end of the summer . This is the beauty of cleaning …. You find schmoneeeyyy.

Be blessed and be safe I love you my nigga . & if you go outside to hang out with the homies . Make sure all your shit is done and you back in the house before dark . Pray before you leave and thank God when you make it back home safe .

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I just left a plantation tour in Louisiana. I have a lot to say…