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ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses

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au where jesus christ superstar is the hot new musical of 2017 and people on the internet are shipping jesus and judas

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Boss shit

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👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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I was reading about superstitions and apparently if there’s a bird in the house it’s a sign of dea

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Postcard

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I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted

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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

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You’re a killer dumping your latest victim into the river. Just as you’re about to be done, you spot another person. Doing exactly the same thing. And they’ve just spotted you, too.

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BIG MONOPOLY

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

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I’d been kicking this idea around for a while and trying to think about how to articulate it. Pretty happy with how it eventually turned out! 

Sometimes I think about my reasons for getting tattoos (just for myself, not because they need justification). Adding onto this painting metaphore, I think getting ink is a way for me to put down portable roots. I move a lot and will be doing it again soon, and until I can actually settle down and paint some walls I’ll take visual control of something more accessible, namely myself.

Edit: Now available on Society6

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Please give Milo Murphy’s Law a chance.

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Frilled umbrellizard!

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