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god christmas eve is so boring. i'm gonna go break into the abandoned arcade and smash up some of the machines for kicks

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this post feels like it’s lost some of its original context because I remember reblogging it in 2012 when I didn’t have a smart phone and smart phone ownership was much lower in general. So being on tumblr on Christmas meant being physically at a computer and being visibly unsocial if not completely removed from any festivities. Now everyone’s on social media every day of the year. A true heritage post really

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma

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now yall know what time it is

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ace attorney fans have one joke and

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THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

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And so it begins

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this time of the year

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realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

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one of my favorite books as a kid was this one on speculative zoology/evolution that I loved so much I borrowed it to the point my school had to chase me up on returning it several times. it influenced my early creature art and design and pushed me to delve into my own specbio (on dragons. no surprises there). I loved the informatic entries, all their little lore bits and ecological adaptations; the wild color palettes, their weird little shapes. it was called The New Dinosaurs, by Dougal Dixon.

there were two more books in the series that my school didn’t have, which is either a blessing or a curse, because the third book in the set is called Man After Man.

which contains this.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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seeing a lot of "almost christmas means it wasn't christmas" memes already and it's not even christmas eve, so remember:

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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.