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Watch: She’s honestly so brave for standing up for herself and her rights

follow @the-movemnt

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I have to say I really appreciate how Into the Spider-Verse makes no effort whatsoever to give Dr. Octavius any kind of pathos. Superhero media so often goes out of its way to establish that the main villain’s female sidekick – should one be present – has Suffered Terribly and how it’s totally Not Her Fault that she’s ended up the way she is, or at least give her a humanising moment of empathy with the protagonist, but nope. She’s just a big amoral jerk and no one likes her.

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Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

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Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

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Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

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preferred role in bed? 😉

oh you know I’ve always kind of wanted to play Hamlet

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so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

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so cute 😻😹(x)

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Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

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Comic about my first experience with a lynel in BotW. The slate’s camera lens doesn’t focus fast enough to register what I’m actually taking a picture of, which has led to some…interesting moments.

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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You’ve heard of flaming homosexual now get ready for

lightning bisexual

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“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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DEADASS!!!