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Hi I am verrry new to tumbler.

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Words of endearment

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Does anyone also like fidgeting with their siblings hand?

Don’t you hate it when your sibling bites your hand.

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what if the world was made of pudding

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Professionalism

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Wishing you a holiday season full of cozy moments and joyful gatherings. 🎄✨

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Poorly drawn Ponyta line [redo]

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the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

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stupid vulcan names:

s'mores

stork

spork

schmuck

sylar

t'pot

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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

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another star trek vulcans thoughts

Thinking about how mind melds with vulcans should be far more dangerous than depicted because dieing from a broken heart is, like, a real thing. And I'm pretty sure anger causes heart attacks and aneurysms in men. Basically if your emotions emotion to hard it might kill you, cause your brain or heart will just be like "I wasnt meant for this cruell world!" But also some people react to extreme emotional situations by going numb so like some humans could meld with an emotionally disturbed vulcan (which is all of them actually) and end up with a dissociative disorder.

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Motivation Sky Bilder zu malen kickt anders grad

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I made this same joke in my head with Sonic but Crash Bandicoot is the superior joke.