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studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film
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hare hare hare hare hare hare HAWK
(available as an 8x8 print from my store)
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Ah shit. An apprentice came back to my tower today. I absolutely forgot about him, at some point 2 years ago i got bored of him and I sent him on a “proving quest” to bring me a crystal orb grown from the perfect dripping of mineral waters in a cave never seen by the sun.
The bastard actually found one and had to fight like hell to bring it to me. Problem is, I forgot what I planned for the reward for this quest.
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why do you think it's so common for writers to insert themselves into their stories?
I don't know.
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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala
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I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw
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that said i still mostly do horsefoolery like this LMFAO
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