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There are complications. The mother just has to be unhealthy when the birth happens. But quite often they miscarry before that point

birth in rimworld is the funniest shit, you get a notif that a colonist is going into labour, check where they are and their status always says some shit like "going to play chess" or "watching tv." you finally get them in the birthing room with the doctor and the father, they stick around just long enough to watch the mother push the baby out onto the floor and everyone just leaves immediately, no fucks given

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Any Idea's?

So I'm on winter break now and will be playing Genshin more. I therefore am finding myself wanting to do another lore thingy. Do any of the people on here have any idea's on what that should be? I am down for anything outside of Natlan. Being in school means I'm quite behind on its content.

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I do truly believe this to be a solid case of the saying People are fucking stupid

I Don't Get It

I really don't get it. Hawk Tuah Girl, Boogie 2988, Logan Paul, it seems like anyone can just create a cryptocurrency. Who are the people buying this shit and getting scammed by it? All fiat currency only has value because people place value on it. Whether paper or electronic money has no real practical purpose beyond facilitating trade. Fiat currency created by governments only have value because that government decrees it has value and the people have faith in the stability of that government. If a government collapses it's currency becomes worthless.

So who TF are the people who are assigning value to an electronic currency because Boogie2988 created it? Who sees that a new currency is hitting the market backed by the full faith and credit of Hawk Tuah Girl and thinks, "yeah, that seems like a reasonable means to facilitate the exchange of goods and services in an economy."?

A bundle of Kissi pennies, which were iron rods used as money for hundreds of years in West Africa. They had value because you can make important stuff out of iron unlike Hawk Tuah money.

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Amazing 10/10

[Shitposting as public pedagogy]

Woods (2023)

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garmlic bred

this post is an experiment, I am curious about how far you will get into the post.

to start, I challenge you to read the orange text below, and not read any further:

the challenge is to only read this far into the post. if you are stopping here, leave a comment about your favorite carbohydrate.

ok, you have decided to continue reading. hell yeah. no shame in that at all. this test is not meant to make you feel bad, in fact, you should be happy whenever you want forever.

if you made it here leave a comment of your favorite fictional universe, you are officially a Tier 2 Post Reader.

ok, the next part of this post is behind a barrier, there's a keep reading button. if you made it this far, tell me your favorite reptile in the comments. you are more than welcome to stop here, only continue if you would like to.

hiiiii :)

ok you're in the big leagues now. this is the DLC of the post. if you made it here, tell me your favorite milk substitute.

now FOR REAL. this would be a cool place to finish off at. you can go after this, I promise you're not missing out, you can leave. If you made it here, tell me what tattoo you would get if you decided to get a new tattoo today.

thank you for reading, I promise this is a cool place to stop reading the post. you really can go now. :) 👍

*ahem* alright, you are still with me. I'm happy to have ya. here's the deal, the chance of you seeing a picture of my dog within this post is 12.5%. you have a 1/8 chance of seeing a dog in this post.

keep in mind, that is not a high chance.

if you are ready to leave now, tell me your favorite plant. like, your favorite plant can be a tree or a specific fruit or vegetable or whatever. just tell me your favorite. then you may leave the post.

alright. since you made it here, I have the ultimate test: a link. definitely the highest barrier to entry so far, this could lead you anywhere. it's a trust exercise with a complete stranger.

clicking on this link will continue the post further, for how long this will go on, I cannot say. If you do not want to proceed, tell me your favorite sauce, and be on your way. I like buffalo ranch.

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I must know what this is about And where one might find it

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This is pretty funny ngl. I love how some are actually trying and others just went Eh

Fuck it

How about I mix your genes with my genes? We're so compatible,and our bodies know it

come on man

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mmmmm garlic bred

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

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An advertisement for an Italian pastry shop

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behold the most moving voice acting of all time

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He shall be honored for all eternity

I want to come on here and say that last night I tried oil painting for the first time (I have never used oil paints before) and I had so much fun making bad art. I have 8 years of formal art education (digital/tech) and when I tell you I felt unbridled joy from painting my silly little sphere with ears I mean it with my whole being

So... like, go make some bad art and Experience Freedom.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE

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well, when in loam 🪱

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I can make polearms at will I guess.

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

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Hell yeah I'm really not all that useful. Aka greek fire.

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I am a native english speaker. This is very much a moment where I feel I do not understand what the fuck is being said.

the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.