monke-the-2nd

[monke-the-2nd]

i love atomic warfare

normal goofy blake post

[monke-the-2nd]

Waiting for “trying to log onto a website only for it to say that your password is incorrect so you try to retype it but it still says its incorrect to you decide to just reset your password and to do so you need to log into your email account and as you log into your email account you get a captcha….and another one………and another one. It's been 20 years and it finally lets you access your email so you go to reset your password only for it to say “New password cannot be the same as your old password.” so now you’re 40 years old, have carpal tunnel syndrome, and you don't even remember what you were going to do on the website anyways�� ASMR

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Waiting for “getting asked for an interview by some random youtuber you don’t even know but you agree anyway because you just can't say no to anyone so the youtuber asks you ‘what do you do for a living’ and you tell him that you’re a nurse except for the fact that you are in fact not a nurse and are jobless and live in your mothers basement so when he start asking questions about what you do as a nurse. you have no idea what to say and start freaking out on the inside so you just walk away without saying anything. So now you’re embarrassed, definitely never going outside again, And will remember this day for the rest of your life” ASMR

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Waiting for “waiting for class to end only for you to start choking on literally nothing for no reason except the fact that life hates you and as you try to keep your coughs down the whole class starts looking at you while you try to reassure them for the 50th time that you’re fine when you’re 10 seconds away from passing away but by some miracle you stop choking. But its too late you’re reputation has been ruined so now you’re throat hurts, everyone thinks you’re weird, and class still isnt over” ASMR

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Waiting for “going to the movies only to realize that you left all your money at home so you start driving all the way back home until you’re car suddenly stops and you realize you are out of gas so you start pushing your car to the nearest gas station and as you arrive you remember you have no money and start to walk home to get your wallet but then halfway there someone comes up to you and gives you $20 thinking you’re homeless so you start walking back to the gas station and start filling up your car and drive home so now you’re tired, sweaty. And you just realized your wallet was in your back pocket the entire time” ASMR

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Waiting for “your cat is stuck in a tree so you have to find a way to get him down then you remember you have a ladder in your backyard so you use the ladder to climb up the tree and reach for your cat only for him to jump on your face and start scratching you. As you try to pull him off your ladder falls causing you to fall with it paralyzing you and leaving you with no way to call for help until your neighbor sees you and calls 911 then 15 minutes later. So now there are 3 ambulances at your house, you’re unable to move, your face looks like me when i try to draw, and your cat is hungry” ASMR

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Waiting for "driving to work then deciding to go get coffee and as you pull up to the cafe you see a long line but you decide to wait in it anyways after you finally get your coffee you realize you're like 30 minutes late to work so you decide to drive there as fast as possible but then you get caught speeding by a police officer causing you to get pulled over to get issued a ticket so now you're even later to work and by the time you arrive you're 2 hours late so you're boss decides to fire you and tells you to go home so now you're jobless, depressed, you have a speeding ticket, and your coffee is cold" ASMR

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waiting for "waking up at 3 am to get a slice of cheese then stubbing your toe on the way back to bed and finding out its broken then going to the hospital only for them to give you a bandage that cost half of your life savings which puts you into a severe depression and to fix that you spend the rest of your life savings to go to therapy so now you're broke, depressed, and your toe hurts" asmr

[monke-the-2nd]

first time making....well any sort of game thingy