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monetfatalia · 3 years ago

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Sero but he gets you stoned and tapes your holes open for his friends to use hehe but he makes them pay a lil cash first (not cool dude! 😔) when u wake up the next morning youre bombarded w/ texts of pics of his friends standing next to your ruined holes and $25 in your bra

Oh, that's so mean, nonny.

Mean but sexy (¬‿¬ )

Like, you'd never expect it from him! Sero is the nice one out of the group- he's not angry like Bakugou or pervy like Denki, too handsy like Kirishima. Sero is just soooo nice to you and soooo friendly and he always looks out for you at parties and makes sure you get home safe!!!!!

So, of course, you don't bat an eye when he passes you the blunt whenever you're hanging out with everyone. Sure, you might feel a little more high than normal, but that's okay- Sero's there with his arms around you and it's all so cozy and nice; his cologne is nice, the conversation is amusing, the music is good, the way your mind is floating in lazy swirls is relaxing.

~thirst under cut~

(tw drugging, tw drugs, tw manipulation, tw dubcon/noncon, unprotected sex, verbal humiliation, praise, tw noncon video/photo taking, tw noncon video/photo sharing)

The touch of his hand feels good, too, when he creeps it down your shirt and to your breast. The way he squeezes it will have you blinking, letting out a soft noise, but the way he thumbs across your nipple is soothing and all you can do then is sigh dreamily, loll your head onto his shoulder.

It takes a few moments for you to realize what's happening and then it's just a pleasant surprise that fills you at first- Sero is handsome and you've always been a little curious about hooking up with him, have somewhat guilty fantasized about your friend late, late at night.

The snickers from across the room is what's going to startle you- a soft whine of distress slipping from you as you try to pull away from him. Sero's so quick to soothe you, though- thumb circling your pebbled nipple and lips brushing against your ear as he murmurs to you to relax, that it's okay, that the boys don't mind and it's not like he's fucking you in front of them.

"Besides- it feels good, right?"

And, it does. It feels good enough that he relaxes you enough to coax you into smoking more of the blunt. Sure, you may hide your face in the crook of his neck after, but the boys all just think it's cute how you're being so shy.

It's a slow, patient progression. Sero waits until your eyes are heavy and you're nuzzling against him before rubbing at your pussy. He'll glare over at his friends if they startle you and he'll soothe you back down with experienced touches and low little orders to be a quiet, good girl for him.

A good girl. You wanna to be a good girl for him; you wanna keep feeling this good.

So you let him touch you and you cum on his fingers sweetly- a mewl slipping from you and lashes fluttering, breath hitching whenever Denki lets out an impressed whistle.

The next time Sero kisses you, he'll shotgun you just to make you that much more hazy, to make you truly boneless against him.

Then it's just a matter of him stripping you down and talking you into eating an edible. Then it's just a matter of eating your pussy until everything hits you and you come with an open mouthed moan, until all you can do is whimper and pant as you're made to come again and again.

The stretch of your pussy's lips and the light sting of skin being pulled won't be able to be registered when you're flying so high- eyes unseeing and a dribble of spit leaking from the corner of your lips as Sero finishes taping you open.

Really, it's a courtesy that he gets you so high- going through this sober would be a nightmare and there's no way you'd be able to handle the way the four of them plow into your cunt until it's sopping and gaping, oozing out their mixed loads and plopping onto your thighs and the floor. You'd bawl if you were aware of the insults Bakugou snarls down at you; you'd sob if you realized that their phones were all pointed at you, that they all can't help but to call you their good little girl as they hump their cum deep into your abused cunt. You'd scream your throat raw and bloody if you could just open your eyes to see that it's money they're stuffing down your bra.

It's a courtesy alright.

Too bad that courtesy gets fucking decimated when they decide to bomb your inbox with their photos and videos. Too bad that they don't have the humanity to keep their mouths shut instead of calling you up and asking if you spent the money yet, if you wanna throw in on some weed.

Assholes, the lot of them- they're all pieces of shit no matter how friendly they seem.

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monetfatalia · 3 years ago

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I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325

Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations.

(source)

Keep me updated? xx

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monetfatalia · 3 years ago

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*posts a chapter*

*Obsessively checks for comments and reboots immediately 1 min after to see none*

God it must have been garbage.

😆😆😆

Is it just me??

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monetfatalia · 3 years ago

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💥Bakugou HC's💥

Aged-up pro hero Katsuki for all of these. Some NSFW beneath the cut. Minors do not interact.

General

He’s scary good at everything he tries. Every. Single. Fucking. Thing. It’s infuriating. Has zero patience when other people can’t immediately master a skill. Never let him teach you anything. Not that he’d offer, nerd.

He WILL offer, though. A lot. He can’t believe you still can’t Do That Thing. Tsh. Like THIS. You're gonna hurt yourself, Dummy.

But hold on. Of course you have unique skills of your own. You work hard to improve yourself. Trust me, he's the first person to notice. He doesn't praise anyone lightly, so when he raises his eyebrows and whispers he's impressed, your heart will go thermonuclear.

Perfect spelling and fully punctuated texts. Never uses abbreviations. Employs a grand total of four emojis, all of them angry faces. Constantly leaves you on read. He's busy, dammit.

Doesn’t smile or laugh in public (except sarcastically). His real smile is a crooked, fragile thing. Never make him feel self-conscious about it, or you might not see it again for weeks.

He does not talk about his private life to the press. Ever. Will K.O. rookie reporters who can't keep their big mouths shut.

HOweVER: he's intensely kind to his fans. There is a whole photographic sub-genre of little girls in cosplay hugging Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight like he's a Disney Princess.

Too smart for his own good. Emotionally hyper-vigilant. Overthinks every interaction to hell and back. Will act like he's not listening but actually hears every single word in a ten-block radius.

INSECURE AF. 110% convinced he will never be good enough. Terrified of his loved ones leaving him behind. Does he do anything to assuage his fears? Like... talk to anyone about it? Hell no. That would require admitting he has fears to begin with.

Seeing people upset makes him upset, especially if he doesn't know how to fix it.

The epitome of being mean because he cares. He genuinely does not seem to comprehend that monosyllabic grunts and lopsided shrugs are not actually that comforting.

Because he was such a brat growing up, he wants to make up for it now. Sort of. In his own way. Look, he's trying, okay?

He smells - so - good. Obscenely good. He doesn't wear cologne; are you joking? There's the burnt-sugar caramel candy smell of his quirk, for starters. And since he sweats deadly ammunition, he showers and wipes himself down almost constantly. He always smells clean. Like a fucking meadow.

Never got that growth spurt he was hoping for. He’s a short man - not even THAT short - but he has a Napoleon complex anyway. If you’re taller than him, the collars of your shirts will all be stretched out. He’s constantly dragging you down to his level. He will assert himself all the fucking time; the pissing contest is never-ending. Don’t wear tall shoes unless you want him to drag you around on a leash. If you’re shorter than him, that’s good. That’s very good. He likes that.

He’s an incredible cook, but everything he makes is a nuclear fire challenge. Adapt or starve.

Dating

Makes artisanal, nutritionally flawless bento lunches for both of you. When people assume his S.O. makes them, he gets fucking pissed. Damn right your co-workers are jealous of my cooking.

Your pet name is Dummy. Don’t like it? Fine. You can be dumbass.

There will be zero PDA in this relationship. His hands are shoved so deep in his pockets you can’t even try.

Intensely private with the press. But with his friends, he will brag about you nonstop. Bakugou Katsuki has the most talented and attractive and intelligent S.O., and anyone who doesn't recognize that is blind. Were you assholes even listening?

A mutual buddy definitely recorded one of these drunken brag-rants and sent it to you for safekeeping. Do not let Katsuki find out about it, unless you enjoy having an ash pile for a phone.

Gets jealous about everything, at least at the start. He calms down eventually. Kinda. He stops saying shit to you about it, anyway, because he learns to trust you. But anyone who so much as looks at you in a too-friendly manner will get the death stare of a lifetime.

He’ll throw all kinds of temper tantrums and the two of you will argue about every tiny fucking thing. He’ll scream out car windows, he’ll ball up his shirt and gnash on it. But he will never raise his voice at you. He’d rather die than make you feel unsafe.

Honestly, the constant bickering is really just... uhh... passionate communication. Eventually you both hash out the important things. You'll learn how to step around his landmines and actually make your points, and he'll learn to open up. A little.

Once you meet his mom, Katsuki starts to make a lot more sense. His family just... emotes like that. Eventually, you and his dad form a spousal support group consisting of exactly two lifetime members. He teaches you the Bakugou family semaphore you need to survive a long-term relationship.

Katsuki can dish it out but absolutely cannot take it. The only person who can level with him about serious issues without explosive fallout is his dad. Or, on a lucky day, Kirishima.

If you give him a legitimate criticism (even gently!) he will take it about as gracefully as a knife to the gut, because it confirms everything he hates about himself.

To your never-ending shock, you’ve made him cry. Yes, CRY! You monster! More than once! His lip gets all *trembly* and his eyes get all *watery* and all you want to do is hug him, but. No. He’ll storm out and wander around for a few hours before coming back with the problem perfectly solved.

He always takes your advice to heart. No, he will NOT talk about it, stop asking.

Gets mad if you don’t snuggle him on the regular. Will drag you into his lap with a pissy little grunt. There might be two seats on this couch but you will not be needing both of them.

Takes pictures of you while you sleep.

Takes even more pictures of you when you're awake but think he's out of the room.

He looks at all these pictures when he's away on high-stakes jobs. He gets all bleary eyed and sleeps in a salty puddle without you. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.

You don’t have to meet him at the door or anything, but when he says “I’m home,” you’d better answer fast. If he doesn’t know your precise location in 0.05 seconds, he will assume you’ve been kidnapped. He never checks the fridge for notes. Never assumes you've gone down to the konbini for a snack. No, it’s kidnapping every time.

A terrrrrrible bed partner. He goes to bed at senior citizen hours and will never fuck you after sundown. He snores SO loud. Runs hot and sweats through the sheets. Slaps and elbows you in his sleep and aggressively spoons you with his loud, sweaty body. You WILL want to suffocate him. Separate bedrooms aren’t such a horrible idea......

BUT HANG ON, because in the morning he transforms into an honest-to-god angel. He's half awake, his guard is non-existent. Morning Katsuki is a doting kissy-faced marshmallow man.

If you can wake up before the ass-crack of dawn, he will pamper the fuck out of you. You are royalty for one (1) hour only, and he is your bleary-eyed slave. You want a cuddlefuck? You got it. Hugs? Kisses? Take as many as you need. You want a perfect, fluffy, NON-SPICY omelette with a heart drawn in ketchup? Here it is, gorgeous.

Then he gets in the shower and the spell is broken.

💥bang BANG💥

Let’s get the obvious out of the way: this here is an ASS. MAN. He'll spank you with his quirk; doesn’t matter if you’ve been good or bad. Wants to see you wince when you sit down later.

Likes pounding you face down with a vice grip on your waist.

Unfortunately, even with all that said... he doesn't exactly have the feral beast sex drive you were expecting. He’s married to his work and has the fuddy-duddy habits of a once and future valedictorian. Only fucks you when he has the time and energy to fully dedicate himself to it.

But ohhhh. Shit. When it's time? It's TIME. The man will rush for nothing. Stamina for days. Making you cum as many times as possible is a point of pride. Yeah, you passed out once.

You’re gonna need those days off when he’s done with you.

That dick THICC.

Sends unsolicited dick pics. Only after you’ve been dating a good long while - he doesn't show that shit to just anyone. But yeah, don’t check your phone at work. He won't cum without you; those pictures and videos are time bombs. You better get home. Now.

Physically dominant as FUCK, but won’t verbally degrade you unless you ask. Well, let’s be honest. Unless you beg.

Praise him and reap the rewards. A long hard ego stroking will get him off more than touching his cock ever will.

Will grab your hair and fuck your throat. Will also stop immediately if you need him to.

The two of you have safe words and gestures. Even for vanilla stuff. He’s paranoid about scaring or hurting you. He insisted you both sign a color-coded ‘love contract’ that he meticulously formatted in a word processor. When you gave him guff about it, his blush was the darkest crimson you’d ever seen.

Coin-flip: he will sometimes be unbelievably gentle in bed. Doting and affectionate, taking perfect care of you. Like, it’s baffling. There’s no warning, the switch just flips. When you want him to be extra-rough and mean, he’ll sweetly worship you instead. For hours.

Bonus: he likes being penetrated. But of course he’s got a complex about that too. Super intense power bottom. You will never fuck him hard enough. He’d like to see you try. Hit his prostate just right and he might literally explode.

You'll live happily ever after but he will say he loves you out loud exactly once. Maybe. If you're lucky. And you're both about to die.

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monetfatalia · 3 years ago

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Up, Up, Down, Down

Bakugo Katsuki x Fem Reader

TW: Long distance relationship; Angst; Swearing from both characters; Reader has anxiety and other mental health issues, Katsuki is not exactly mentally and emotionally healthy himself either so....

A/N: All fake SMS used are made by me. This work is unbeta'd. Kindly expect grammatical, spelling, and punctuation errors. Should this and the TW above be not your cup of tea, please continue scrolling down. Thank you very much ^^

There's not a single day in your life that you question why the human mind could be such a fucking villain.

It's tiring to deal with. Sometimes your anxiety and the big sad just becomes too much you either feel crippled by it or you completely disconnect from reality and deal with the day like you're on autopilot. Bullshit after bullshit bit at your ass simultaneously and it didn't help your husband, Bakugo Katsuki aka Dynamight, is faraway on a mission with a team of equally abled heroes. Of course you don't know what they're doing because it's a confidential thing, but ever since he was gone, you just wished he's beside you so you can embrace him and read his fucking body language.

Because last night's conversation wasn't...well, it didn't end on a good fucking note.

Admittedly, it's your fault. You hid something from him, lied to him about it even when he asked you about it. You didn't think it was a big deal because for you it was something minor, something that should NOT have hurt anything or anyone.

Katsuki found out still, though. From you, nonetheless, he made you confess about it. And when you told him the truth, the disappointment and anger in his chat tone (yes, all of this happened just in your private DMs with him. You wanted to call but he's too tired so chat it is).

You stared at the message for a long time, thoughts going haywire at his words. Some time passed by and you weren't sure if he's really asleep (given the time difference you two have).

With shaking fingers, you tried to reach out again.

You lay on your bed for a long while, staring at the ceiling. You couldn't sleep and you didn't even bother trying to close your eyes. Too many thoughts ran through your brain. One part of you thought things will be fine, but the others aka the 99.99% parts of you are going overdrive because you two promised to tell each other anything no matter how minor or major it is.

Yet here you are, you hid something from him, even lied when he confronted you once about it. Then when he found out the truth, his disappointment and anger is making you feel all sorts of feelies, and not in a good way.

The sun finally rose but you didn't get up until a few hours later. You connected your phone to the WiFi to check if Katsuki responded but he didn't. With shaking hands, you turned off the WIFi again then tried to go on about your day.

Tried was an understatement since you're a fucking mess.

So, autopilot Y/N it is, even when it was time for you to go to work. Your boss noticed your neutrally blank replies and emails and when you confided that you aren't emotionally okay, they allowed you to take half the day off.

With two hours left for work, your phone rang. You declined at first because you aren't in the mood and autopilot Y/N's fingers automatically swipes over Decline instead of Answer. It rang again and this time, you checked the caller ID.

Bakuhubby is calling.

You swiped Answer but you didn't speak. It was an awkward few seconds when Katsuki finally cleared his throat and said, "Good morning, teddybear."

"Morning, Katsuki," oops your voice sounded too flat.

"The hell's wrong with you? You didn't get any sleep, ha?" he asked.

"No," you admitted, "I haven't slept yet."

"Why?"

"Because...last night, we didn't end on a good note, Katsuki," this time, your voice trembled, "I'm so—"

"Teddybear...I'm not mad at you," he sighed, "Yeah I was but it's not that big of a thing, what you hid from me."

"But you said—"

"It's fine. I'm not mad. I feel a bit off but it's nothing for you to worry about," his tone felt reassuring, but your mind was thinking otherwise.

"Let me make it up to you at least. Please?" you requested.

He sighed again, "You don't have to make it up to me, dumbass. It's, what the fuck is it you say all the time, water under the fucking bridge, okay? It's too small of an issue. We should just squash it down and move on from it, yeah? I'm not mad, I promise."

"Listen, the mission's done, Princess," he continued, "We'll be off tonight so I should be home tomorrow morning. I'm going to take a few days off and we'll spend it together. How's that sound, love bear?"

Teary eyed, you nodded even though he can't see you, "Mm. Okay. Have a...safe trip home, love."

"And get some sleep, for fuck's sake. I can feel your tired ass all the way here where I am."

"I'm half day off work. I'll...try to get some sleep in after I eat, too."

"You haven't eaten yet?!"

"I'm...to anxious to eat."

Katsuki growled, but it wasn't his signature annoyed growl. It was the sound he makes when he's frustrated, "Dammit woman, fucking eat. When I get home, you're going to be stuffed so bad you'll be on diet next week."

"Okay," was all you could answer, "Uhm, see you tomorrow morning?"

"Yeah yeah, whatever you idiot. You better eat and then sleep. Lock everything, I have the spare key anyway."

"Mm."

"And Y/N?"

"Yes?"

"I fucking love you. Remember that. Tattoo it on your stupid head. Even if I'm mad or whatever I feel, I still love you."

"I...I love you too, Katsuki."

"You better. You fucking married this jackass. I'm not going anywhere without my dumbass."

The call ended. Deep down, you feel relieved that he's not mad at you after all. There's still bits of anxiety remaining, but they aren't as loud as they were this morning.

With your work done, you turned off your laptop then ambled to the kitchen to make yourself your first meal of the day. You even took a photo of it and sent to your husband.

His response?

"Make more, goddammit."

Fin

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monetfatalia · 3 years ago

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Thinking about going camping with the Bakusquad in an RV and blasting Queen around the fire, about Bakugou grilling burgers and hotdogs and Denki and Sero roasting marshmallows, about Mina and Jirou hooking up their shitty 10 dollar speaker and blasting tunes, about Kiri stoking the fire and running to the convenience store down the road last minute for anything they forgot.

Thinking about Jirou taking the ladle from the crockpot full of beans (because "Who likes beans anyways?" to Denki and Kiri's dismay) and holding it like a microphone after she's had one too many winecoolers and absolutely belting into it, you and Mina joining her on either side for an improv karaoke session.

Thinking about Sero daring Denki to do the chubby bunny challenge on a whim, and Bakugou screaming at them because "You ate half the bag of marshmallows already, you idiots!" And of course Kirishima, being the prepared guy he is, just laughs and throws another bag at Bakugou from the RV door. It hits him square in the face.

Denki and Sero flirting with you shamelessly and rushing to be the first one to get you anything you need- and Mina and Jirou playfully hitting on you in defense, hogging you to themselves and taking care of it before you can even ask.

You, Kirishima, and Baku stoking the fire and assembling s'mores, because you and Kiri are the only ones he trusts not to make a mess of the marshmallows and eat all the chocolate. Eventually you get banned from the assembly line after sneaking Mina and Denki one too many extra pieces of chocolate though...

Having a heart to heart around the remains of the fire with Kirishima and Sero after everyone has gone to sleep; Denki is way too drunk for his own good, passed out on the pull-out couch in front of the tiny kitchen, Jirou and Mina cuddling up on the girls' half of the camper, and Bakugou just went inside- albeit much later than normal with some not so gentle persuasion from the rest of the group, and of course some drinks.

Waking up in the middle of the night to hearing strange noises outside the camper, so you volunteer Bakugou to investigate after waking him up from his sleep, only to find out it's Denki trying to find his way back to the RV after taking a piss in the woods. Bakugou is pissed, Denki is crying over his skinned knee after tripping over the fire pit in the dark, Sero is desperately trying to get him back to sleep, and Kirishima and Mina sleep through the entire incident. Jirou just grumbles and complains until it quiets down.

Just...camping with the Bakusquad.

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