monarchtonone

[monarchtonone]

You have five cycles, or I send in The Warden.

it seems your back on my radar! if your wondering what happend to sheol, he's currently in employee detention. there was this big event, and it turned out he left a vessil alive for too long, and it went evil.

anyways, i was told that you like lizards! can i see your most prized experement?

-Artist

of course! here is fred, he is a “big bang lizard”, my own creation! some people find him dangerous but he isn’t really that bad! he is a mix between an inv and a caramel lizard, able to spit the eggs inv makes like a caramel lizard. he’s not all that smart, but that’s fine

(ooc: this is an accurate (ish) size comparison for the two, fred is massive. his size will also be wildly inconsistent every time i draw him)

[monarchtonone]

If I can't find her in a timely manner I'm releasing my lizard killer into your region.

I made one just because of you.

I was forced to, if I am to keep you in line.

it seems your back on my radar! if your wondering what happend to sheol, he's currently in employee detention. there was this big event, and it turned out he left a vessil alive for too long, and it went evil.

anyways, i was told that you like lizards! can i see your most prized experement?

-Artist

of course! here is fred, he is a “big bang lizard”, my own creation! some people find him dangerous but he isn’t really that bad! he is a mix between an inv and a caramel lizard, able to spit the eggs inv makes like a caramel lizard. he’s not all that smart, but that’s fine

(ooc: this is an accurate (ish) size comparison for the two, fred is massive. his size will also be wildly inconsistent every time i draw him)

[monarchtonone]

Spontaneous choking after a spittake with his drink

Not that bad??

He's still keeping Glaze from me somewhere! I can't find her! Your beast has likely killed one of my most daring creations!

Not that bad my ass.

it seems your back on my radar! if your wondering what happend to sheol, he's currently in employee detention. there was this big event, and it turned out he left a vessil alive for too long, and it went evil.

anyways, i was told that you like lizards! can i see your most prized experement?

-Artist

of course! here is fred, he is a “big bang lizard”, my own creation! some people find him dangerous but he isn’t really that bad! he is a mix between an inv and a caramel lizard, able to spit the eggs inv makes like a caramel lizard. he’s not all that smart, but that’s fine

(ooc: this is an accurate (ish) size comparison for the two, fred is massive. his size will also be wildly inconsistent every time i draw him)

[monarchtonone]

Really?

Can't say I'm familiar.

Perhaps there is a way to insert one into a creature for . . . Reasons. Perhaps.

*a red overseer appears nearby and creates a projection of a confused looking purple iterator*

Interesting.

What is this small communication device, creature? None of my data banks suggest to know what it is.

I must say, it is quite a marvel. I heard the local fauna talking about an aq- slugcat who held a unique item. I had to see for myself.

-MTN

(This can turn into an rp ask but I know this blog is mainly meant to mess around. I just wanted to give you an in-world ask for a change! -Angel)

They call it a phone. Apparently a bunch of other critters have one and everyone communicates through them.

[monarchtonone]

Correct.

LUCKY

Get your scavenger-obsessed posterior to my structure NOW.

I have some choice words and actions for you. Your little stunts and blatant disregard for my authority undermine the structure of our circle.

- @monarchtonone

Woah, chill!

Your authority is pretty limited to your superstructure and what works of my superstructure.

Not to mention how dangerous your region gets.

I'll be over in a few cycles though!

[monarchtonone]

You are going to keep your communications array OPEN and INTACT, by my order.

And you're going to get over here so I can beat some knowledge into you.

LUCKY

Get your scavenger-obsessed posterior to my structure NOW.

I have some choice words and actions for you. Your little stunts and blatant disregard for my authority undermine the structure of our circle.

- @monarchtonone

Woah, chill!

Your authority is pretty limited to your superstructure and what works of my superstructure.

Not to mention how dangerous your region gets.

I'll be over in a few cycles though!

[monarchtonone]

I am going to force neurons into that empty skull of yours until you respect me, you little wretch.

LUCKY

Get your scavenger-obsessed posterior to my structure NOW.

I have some choice words and actions for you. Your little stunts and blatant disregard for my authority undermine the structure of our circle.

- @monarchtonone

Woah, chill!

Your authority is pretty limited to your superstructure and what works of my superstructure.

Not to mention how dangerous your region gets.

I'll be over in a few cycles though!

[monarchtonone]

Me

Tis not going well

Who up experimenting with they creatures

[monarchtonone]

Exactly.

Found the solution yet?

no, i do not have a need for finding the solution. i would much rather spend my time working on my lizards and talking with my neighbors. now @monarchtonone, one of neighbors, has found the solution, but he had to destroy it because it was a threat to him

[monarchtonone]

You're not getting it, so don't even ask.

Its too dangerous to be left alive. If it even is alive...

Found the solution yet?

no, i do not have a need for finding the solution. i would much rather spend my time working on my lizards and talking with my neighbors. now @monarchtonone, one of neighbors, has found the solution, but he had to destroy it because it was a threat to him

[monarchtonone]

Would it? Most likely, yes.

Should it? Absolutely not.

In fact, I should make a creature solely designed to keep your creations out of my region and stop you from getting anything else ridiculous.

Ill be back.

what if i mechanically recreate a lizard? my inv has told me about an aquatic creature they have encountered before, supposedly it’s jaws are mechanical and capable of crushing anything in them. i wonder, if i could get a corpse of one i could study the jaws to see how they work

[monarchtonone]

Besides, their jaws hold such destructive capability that is best not put into a lizard.

what if i mechanically recreate a lizard? my inv has told me about an aquatic creature they have encountered before, supposedly it’s jaws are mechanical and capable of crushing anything in them. i wonder, if i could get a corpse of one i could study the jaws to see how they work

[monarchtonone]

Cycles-

Send a lizard here to be your eyes and find out what's wrong with that idea.

what if i mechanically recreate a lizard? my inv has told me about an aquatic creature they have encountered before, supposedly it’s jaws are mechanical and capable of crushing anything in them. i wonder, if i could get a corpse of one i could study the jaws to see how they work

[monarchtonone]

I give up, Fred can just appear places now???

I cannot think of anything worse.

Well, I mean, I can, but that's up there on the worst things that can happen to me.

Hello Restart, is the lizard that got in my chamber yours by any chance? He keeps biting me.

-@eighthyperbolicsymphonies

oh, hello! i go by cycles. did fred find his way into your chamber? i’m so sorry, i’ll try to get him back as quickly as i can, i hope he doesn’t cause too much damage

[monarchtonone]

. . . Good idea.

Cycle, you don't mind me shaking Fred a bit, do you?

Or I could muzzle him.

*bite*

Rude, please do not bite me.

Im rather frail.

[monarchtonone]

I won't hurt him, it's just-

I will eject him from my chamber if he keeps biting me

*bite*

Rude, please do not bite me.

Im rather frail.

[monarchtonone]

Ack-

Cycles, get Fred! Where the hell is Glaze when I need her to stop this?

*bite*

Rude, please do not bite me.

Im rather frail.