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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
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I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine
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in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours
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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵💫:
i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W
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Codependency. Co. Dependency. It's one of those big, confusing words floating around that you don't even pay attention to. Until it happens to you. And at first it sounds great, you know? You love someone and you need someone so much that you can't properly function without them? Uh, yes, please!
The Creep Tapes (2024), S01E05 - "Brandt"
#the creep tapes#i need to rewatch because tbh i can;t say i fully understood the final two eps#but stunning nonetheless-
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well personally i like it when there’s incest and necrophilia and murder and cannibalism and abuse and torture and gore and mutilation and body horror and sexual depravity and death.
#i could be here all day tagging but my first thought was 'aww hannibal [hearts surrounding smiley emoji]' so#hannibal
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Being a Catholic priest is a form of kink roleplay. I think.
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If you know, you know.
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Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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