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LMFAO

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Ｊせんせと　ちゃしろさん

またバトってるでち

こふのくには　へいわでち…

Master J and brothers Maru are battling...

Kofu's nation is peaceful...

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Gupitaro being smushed

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yup.. mhm hmmmmmm yea ok yup gotcha

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my theory is dragons kidnap princesses for the same reason they hoard gold and other treasure, which is the perceived value and the bragging rights thereof. however, unlike precious metals and gems, human attractiveness is way more subjective, so you end up with dragons calculating the most valuable princess to nab and getting frustrated when their math doesn't check out...

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listen I know that you love your robot boyfriend and I'm sure that he's great but his disregard for aftercare is raising some serious red flags for me

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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

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weeee bungee jump

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alright we're entering december so it's time once again to try and convince people to watch the movie silver skates

dreaming of a world where there's a wealth of fan art and fan fic about my favorite ice skating communist thieves

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The kitten is trying to hit my phone. I’m gonnna see if he hits the keyboard:

A

Guess he just typed A and left.

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I’m still on it boss

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No loads refused

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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