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It's that time of the year again!
Please check out my project on Donors Choose to help me get my schools Yarn Club started!
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A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can鈥檛 do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who鈥檙e too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
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A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can鈥檛 do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who鈥檙e too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
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Donors Choose Project!
Hey there Tumblr world!聽 I am wanting to fund a project to get working calculators into the hands of my budding scientists!聽 Please check out the link and help if you can!聽 Donations provided on Sept 23rd will be doubled, so please wait, if you can.聽
https://www.donorschoose.org/project/some-calculations-required/5787928/?utm_source=dc&utm_medium=directlink&utm_campaign=tpc_complete&utm_term=teacher_7374915&rf=directlink-dc-2021-09-tpc_complete-teacher_7374915&challengeid=21626333聽
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Science teacher in need
Hey all!聽 I鈥檓 trying something new to get some resources for my science class, please be advised that ALL donations are currently being doubled!聽 Got 10? I鈥檒l receive 20!聽 Got 100?聽 I鈥檒l get 200!聽 Got $1, I鈥檒l still get $2!聽 Please use the link below to check out my project:
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Help a teacher out!
I am in need of a few things for my classroom this year.聽 I have started at a new school and I don鈥檛 have a lot of resources available.聽 Anything will help and right now until August 8, 2020 if you use the code LIFTOFF at checkout, they will match your donation up to $50!聽聽
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Please take and send to someone who needs this
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I told my physics teacher she actually taught magic...
Magic and Alchemy became boring after we started calling them Physics and Chemistry.
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I will never sing it the right way again!
country gnomes,
take my bones
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How to Make Quick and Easy Tattoo Sleeves
Got a cosplay idea but the character has lots of arm (or leg) tattoos? Don鈥檛 feel like painting on yourself with body paints or hunting down that horrendously expensive temporary tattoo paper? Here鈥檚 a quick tutorial for making tattoo sleeves using nylons and sharpie markers!聽
Upsides:聽
- Supplies are cheap! You may even have many or all the supplies you need right at home.
- Quick and not very messy! No paint is involved, and sharpie marker dries instantly.聽
- Easy! Great artistic skill not required.
- They move with your skin! People have legit thought these were real tattoos. From a distance, yes, but I had guys at cons with actual ink on their arms come over to compliment on my full (fake) sleeves.聽
- You get to eat pringles! More on that later.聽
Downsides:
- They are delicate. Nylons get holes in them super easy and forearms run into stuff, lean against things, and generally make it hard for the sleeves to survive. But if you only need them for a weekend, that鈥檚 ok.
- I haven鈥檛 experimented too much, but unfortunately this technique probably doesn鈥檛 work for wearers with darker skin tones. Sharpie ink is transparent, so any color it rests on just multiplies and the tattoo won鈥檛 show up very well. You鈥檒l want to go the fabric paint or body paint route to get the best bold, bright tats.聽
- Can鈥檛 do white sections, because sharpie ink is transparent and doesn鈥檛 come in white. I leave them blank and they read OK, but the white areas will always be pink, tan, brown, etc. unless you dab in a little fabric paint, which will not be covered in this tutorial.
- Sharpie is supposed to be permanent marker, but on skin鈥t鈥檚 not. The ink will most likely wear off onto adjacent clothes. Not that big of a deal for me, as I tend to wear my tats with white shirts that can be bleached, but other shirts may not survive as well.
OK, let鈥檚 go! Here are your supplies:聽
You鈥檒l need a pair of nylons, scissors, tape, a set of sharpies, your designs printed out on 8.5 x 11 paper, some bracelets, and a can of Pringles. You can use any design you want, of course, but Here is the link to these fine Newt Kaiju tattoo designs.聽
If your nylons have an undies part, cut the legs off and wear the undies on your head for the rest of the tutorial, if desired. Put the legs on your arm like so, and cut the toes off so you can slip your hand through. You can cut some of the top of the sleeve off as well, but don鈥檛 cut too much because you can鈥檛 put it back on if your sleeves are too short.聽
Here are my creepy sleeves. Now for the pringles.
Tape your design template to the Pringles can. It doesn鈥檛 reach all the way around but eh. The Pringles can gives you a nice stable surface to draw on that is roughly the shape and size of an arm. It鈥檚 a little short, so just roll up the rest of the nylon above the workspace and adjust both template and nylon down when you get to working on that part of the sleeve.
Color with the markers! I recommend doing the colored areas first and then doing the black outlines on top of it, to avoid the black ink contaminating the ink pads of the lighter markers. Remember how that always happens to the yellow ones? Eww. Nylons are thin and slide around a bit, so it鈥檚 best to use short strokes and dotting to get the ink on.
Take the template off the Pringles tube, flip the paper to the blank side and put it back on again. The paper collects the extra ink, so it鈥檚 hard to see any missed spots. Now you can see any bits you may have missed. Fill them in for completion. Also, the paper doesn鈥檛 manage to wrap all the way around the Pringles can, so now is the time to free-hand a bit of the design where the template doesn鈥檛 reach. For Newt tattoos, that鈥檚 the back of the arm.聽
When you鈥檙e all done coloring, put them on!
There鈥檚 a rough end to the tattoo right at the wrist, of course. Disguise where the sleeve ends and your skin begins with some pretty bracelets:
There we are, much better!
Now鈥ou鈥檙e done! Have some Pringles!聽
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I laughed way to hard!聽
Under current guidelines one鈥檚 milkshake is only permitted to bring nine boys to the yard.
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to show my students when we go back to school
Via聽Information Is Beautiful
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It鈥檚 essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you鈥檝e got more tips, feel free to add them below.聽
Happy writing. You can do it!
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because cool artwork
Jedi Princesses聽
Bonus : Sith Ursula聽
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