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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.

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On Friendship.

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please enjoy this remastered version of the best nightcore song in crisp high definition. you’re welcome

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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

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"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.

"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.

"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.

"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth

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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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On my hands and knees begging adults to allow children to engage in risk play.

And by risk play I don't mean handing them a gun and playing Russian Roulette.

I mean like climbing trees, getting so sick spinning on the swing they throw up, balancing on the curb, sitting in the mud, walking on slippery surfaces, building half ass ramps to ride their bike over, standing on rocks, or anything that involves a smidgen of confidence and out of the box thinking that could result in injury.

Obviously like watch your kids and such, but when we talk about the fun of being an 80s or 90s kid, it's not just talking about CDs and Walkmans or not having iPads. It's about how kids today were robbed of critical learning and experience skills we were allowed to have.

Playgrounds disappearing, helicopter parents, and sue culture really destroyed a child's development in the United States, and I think it's about time we as adults recognize that, because the kids sure have.

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can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

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had a pasta party to round out my pasta quest ♡

i forgot about it for part of the year but ended up with an even 20 different pasta shapes!!!

cheese tortellini, kd, bugs and cheese, fusilli, penne, shell noodle, fettuccine, lasagna, broad (egg) noodle, spaghetti, bowtie, gnocchi, chowmein, shanghai, maccheroni, cicatelli, pettini, orecchiette, gnocchetti, and fusilli (but different)

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honestly, the radicalizing event that made me ditch faux-ironic detachment is when I sent a hard-to-write sentimental message to someone I was (at the time) close with, and they sent the vomiting emoji back. it was like oh okay, that sucks. I am now of the opinion that it is 100x cooler and braver to be sappy with the people you care about.