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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

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LIFESIZED EEVEELOUTION PLUSHIES

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are you easily clockable as queer

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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one time around 7 years ago my friend texted like "come over i need to show you something or ill go insane." so i went to his apartment and what he wanted to show me was that he had accidentally dressed himself in like an olive green jacket over a white tshirt with black slim-cut jeans (ie accidental komaeda cosplay). and see, that wouldve been funny enough on its own, but at that moment i happened to be wearing a blue hoodie with shorts and flip flops,

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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

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my favorite bit of "rich people are Like That" ephemera that I picked up from my Russian literature binge was from a noble character who was complaining about his serfs neglecting their duties, specifically the duty of staying up all night long slapping the pond water in order to prevent the frogs from croaking so that the nobleman could enjoy his sleep at his country estate with its adorable pond. whenever I hear wealthy people's complaints in this day and age the majority of it automatically filters to "the fucking serfs won't slap the pond anymore and it's honestly so destructive and cruel of them to deny me my beauty sleep like this" type statements

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spaghetti date night 🍝

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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

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hey please talk me out of trying to buy a hat that is $700

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this one took me 1,5 years details + process under the cut!

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

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the mollymauk one in particular but they just released the caleb hat and im in love with it too

hey please talk me out of trying to buy a hat that is $700