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Im so obsessed with rand being in a relationship with an evil lady for months and him not noticing because she’s just his beautiful sugar mama who ties him up and chokes him sometimes

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I was wrong to skip the great hunt and the eye of the world so often when rereading wot as a teen, the context of the whole series makes some of the foreshadowing and early establishment of longer plots go crazy, RJ was out here weaving his tapestry.

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Rand al’Thor does not get enough credit for how funny he is because I nearly spat out my drink at this

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you will never convince me these two weren't fwb*

*forsaken with benefits

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Once was an accident, twice a coincidence. Three times? Oopsie.

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The doctor being in a romantic relationship: fine I guess, it’s not like I can stop you from writing this

The doctor being in some manner of qpr that makes them a little insane: 10/10, never stop doing this

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Have some more of the Doctor Who text posts I’ve been hoarding

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"'I'm sorry. I did not mean to... Sometimes it runs wild. Sometimes there's nothing there when I reach for it and sometimes it does things I don't... I'm sorry. Perhaps you had better go. I seem to say that a lot.' He blushed again and cleared his throat. 'I am not touching the Source, but maybe you best go.'"

-Shadow Rising, Robert Jordan

"I seem to say that lot," he says.

"I'm not actually crying, I'm just happy to be here," says I.

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Oh Jod, I've been stumbling through this series like a 9 year old child and totally missing the whole 'Jesus Carrying The Cross' bit with Harrow obsessively bearing Gideon's (very crucifix shaped) sword strapped to her back, even though she can hardly bear the weight of it.

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POV your 12 year old coworker keeps saying insane shit

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😭🥺💖

I LOVE THEMMM

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showing up one week late with a crack doodle for the poll but let Lanfear and Moiraine kiss instead of fighting

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Book Selene: Think of the glory, Rand!

Show Selene: I know you hate yourself cause you're a male channeler, but listen to me. I'm the only one who understands you. I'm the only one who will accept you for what you can do. I'm the only one who truly loves you.

Just expert abuser tactics on Show Lanfear's part

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Do you ever think about how the Wheel of Time books are full of goofy fake swear words like characters yelling 'blood and ashes!' instead of just saying 'fuck'.

Cause it's funny until you remember that swear words usually reflect subject matter that are culturally taboo- like how in our own society sex & bodily functions aren't topics for polite conversation, so our swear words tend to reflect that.

Then you remember the canonical description of the apocalyptic Breaking of the World that went like:

The moon was as blood, and the sun was as ashes. The seas boiled, and the living envied the dead. 

And you're like: oh.

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Lanfear in Wheel of Time s2 ep8

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THE WHEEL OF TIME ↳ Season 2 ↳ Episode Five

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this is infuriating i know mental health matters but i'd just like kaladin to start murdering people please