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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia

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Every time I see a hot take that boils down to 'Jordan is CLEARLY a misogynist because he wrote the Aes Sedai as wracked by pettiness, infighting, and short sighted selfishness' I do a double take and have to remind myself that not everyone familiar enough with medieval history to understand just how much Jordan direct lifted from the Roman Catholic Church in how he writes the Aes Sedai.

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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

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have you done your daily click

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Im so obsessed with rand being in a relationship with an evil lady for months and him not noticing because she’s just his beautiful sugar mama who ties him up and chokes him sometimes

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I was wrong to skip the great hunt and the eye of the world so often when rereading wot as a teen, the context of the whole series makes some of the foreshadowing and early establishment of longer plots go crazy, RJ was out here weaving his tapestry.

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Rand al’Thor does not get enough credit for how funny he is because I nearly spat out my drink at this

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you will never convince me these two weren't fwb*

*forsaken with benefits

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Once was an accident, twice a coincidence. Three times? Oopsie.

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The doctor being in a romantic relationship: fine I guess, it’s not like I can stop you from writing this

The doctor being in some manner of qpr that makes them a little insane: 10/10, never stop doing this

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Have some more of the Doctor Who text posts I’ve been hoarding

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"'I'm sorry. I did not mean to... Sometimes it runs wild. Sometimes there's nothing there when I reach for it and sometimes it does things I don't... I'm sorry. Perhaps you had better go. I seem to say that a lot.' He blushed again and cleared his throat. 'I am not touching the Source, but maybe you best go.'"

-Shadow Rising, Robert Jordan

"I seem to say that lot," he says.

"I'm not actually crying, I'm just happy to be here," says I.

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Oh Jod, I've been stumbling through this series like a 9 year old child and totally missing the whole 'Jesus Carrying The Cross' bit with Harrow obsessively bearing Gideon's (very crucifix shaped) sword strapped to her back, even though she can hardly bear the weight of it.

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POV your 12 year old coworker keeps saying insane shit

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😭🥺💖

I LOVE THEMMM

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showing up one week late with a crack doodle for the poll but let Lanfear and Moiraine kiss instead of fighting

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Book Selene: Think of the glory, Rand!

Show Selene: I know you hate yourself cause you're a male channeler, but listen to me. I'm the only one who understands you. I'm the only one who will accept you for what you can do. I'm the only one who truly loves you.

Just expert abuser tactics on Show Lanfear's part