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white chocolate won??? sweet...

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technically we first interacted when you were in grizzco, but you'll always be the yoko binder guy to me, dude -nautalie

thanks i guess,,,

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sometimes i wonder if people only like me because they feel sorry for me. i mean,,, my whole life i was just some loser who'd get picked on by other kids (if they even cared that i existed) and then my online presence was pretty much nonexistent until cubby happened...

you people wouldn't have known i was alive if i wasn't patient zero for a whole new means of getting foozed, or if cubby didn't kidnap me and post about it... and yeah i appreciate all your support and stuff and probably wouldn't be alive today without it, but it still feels weird.

whether it's because of cubby or grizzco or the squid sisters seeing me with my pants down (cod i hate that goggles guy), every time there's attention on me it's because i'm the target of someone else's abuse, forced into humiliating or even life-threatening situations while everybody else watches... i don't want to be remembered as that guy that cubby was creepily obsessed with that one time, i want to be remembered for something i did. something i wanted to do.

i guess that's why i feel the need to make it big in showbiz as fast as possible (if it even is possible for me). to have my name and face on an issue of playgill instead of a report on some embarrassing incident i was subjected to,,, that's my one goal in life.

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alright,,, tomorrow's turf war is in splatsville anyway so i'll stop by on the way there. thanks man

@molalom your stuff is here but you gotta pick it up

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i see you hit my work account with check-in questions

what's the status on the mists? -nautalie

you say that like you don't use it like your main,,, anyway i'm just waiting on em to get shipped in from ssc.

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yeah that's true,,,

(@molalom) hey nautalie,,, sounds like work's getting tougher for ya. you good or do i have to ask your main for the truth?

nah man it's all fine lol, these shortages just kinda happen sometimes i think. it's not like some huge crisis or anything. if you can survive grizzco, you can survive a little sardinium inflation (even if it totally SUUUUCKS 🦑💧)

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Hey yall! Devon here. I’m excited to release my podcast: Tales From The Domes! It’s to shed light on the Octarians. While prejudice towards Octos has decreased, I still see people who are bitter. I was raised in the domes and I believe my stories would help!

OOC: New character hehe.

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about a dozen of them i think

yeah i don't think i'm getting my bag of toxic mist back,,, least i didn't have anything too important in there. i'll just have to go to ammo knights tomorrow ig...

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used the wrong theater,,, whatever i'm not fixing it

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think i'm gonna try and find some community theatres around the city. i can't waste my time making memes and playing turf war,,, i need to start my acting career and eventually make it to squidway while i'm still young. if i wait too long i'll go through twink death and have to change up my whole vibe and the roles i'd be able to do...

gotta get big while i'm still cute.

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yeah i don't think i'm getting my bag of toxic mist back,,, least i didn't have anything too important in there. i'll just have to go to ammo knights tomorrow ig...

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jizz ink, point and laugh

-nautalie

says the squid who picked team shit ink

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just my shucking luck,,, i think me and the goggles guy swapped bags after the turf war. now he has my toxic mists and i have his... pickled plums???? better go bring these back

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bold of you to assume i'm managing this,,, oh well. i survived getting foozed, i'll survive a random idiot i guess

i'm going to splat whoever is in charge of turf matchmaking,,, what do you MEAN i'm up against the goggles guy again?! and he just popped out of spawn ASS NAKED? and what do you mean he's been doing this for a DECADE without getting banned

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i'm going to splat whoever is in charge of turf matchmaking,,, what do you MEAN i'm up against the goggles guy again?! and he just popped out of spawn ASS NAKED? and what do you mean he's been doing this for a DECADE without getting banned

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Since some people don’t know what “Yoko Binder Craig Cuttlefish” is I decided I’d enlighten you guys. This was actually my introduction to some inkling media fun fact. Just… this image.

Can’t beat the classic.

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i think the shellendorf cast is getting back together at gesokijo house in splatsville one of these days,,, ten year anniversary and all that. tickets are shella expensive though and turf isn't getting me enough money to go... no way i'm going back to grizzco however. just gotta get better at the game i think

met the one and only humboldt scallop on the way to a turf meet,,, they're so cool...