moincraf
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• jay • i watched every episode of HC S8 and empires S1• currently watching: HC10
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Ah yes, Hotguy version of the scene from Iron Man 2 👌
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am i hearing correctly or did pearl memorise the. the patterns of the ravegers’ movements in frogger so she could get a higher score
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The beetlejoest dances and almost falls over and dies but recovers smoothly
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i should know by now not to play minecraft late night when i'm super tired bc i make stupid mistakes like wdym i broke a brewing stand w my fist and then was shocked it didnt drop. stupid ass
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the minecraft movie looks so ugly so of course i'll be seeing it intoxicated
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pay it forward 🍂
how to reach the hermitcraft fandom… hello guys let me in i beg
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is anyone else still stuck in that goddamn desert or is it just me and goodtimeswithscar over there
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SKFJDK
some highlights from the comments as well:
and finally:
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It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.
DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.
JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.
TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.
SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.
Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.
Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.
Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.
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Ren: "That does remind me of the greatest sausage that I've ever shoved in my mouth"
Iskall, slow turning to Ren: "....go on"
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guys i miss fwhip and gem and sausage playing together
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