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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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something has burned away in the darkness while no one was watching. -1 something

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finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

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bugs is…. shrimp????

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forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

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What does hate fuck mean ?

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in honor of gar week! did you know gars are prehistoric?? i wish i was prehistoric…

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if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

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