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I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design

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It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

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what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

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Smaug loves to beg for showers. Most times he fluffs up and goes nuts, then other times he sits there and acts like he's just 'enduring' the shower, but if I dare stop spraying he will immediately flip his shit.

Become damp is his one goal

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i can feel your pervert gaze on my posts

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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The KING keeps sending his ANNOYING MINIONS after me... No matter! I shall yet again cast them off with my

EVIL WIZARD MAGIC!!!

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eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

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someone pls tell me who made this installation

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