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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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A bit of a pallet cleanser for everyone.

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you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…

sobbing. shitting. puking

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From Guillermo del Toro’s production of Frankenstein for Netflix. That’s Oscar Issac as Victor Frankenstein (with his back to the camera). Jacob Elordi (Saltburn) plays the near naked hunk of a monster at the left.

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the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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“Look at all the lulu lemon I got for Christmas!”

Shut up, I got a giant isopod knitting pattern

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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no zaskakujące fakty w chuj

Czy miał? Czy to być może? Czy Fryderyk Chopin był Polakiem? Big if true

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who wore it best

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winter in the museum

Poland, Sądecki Ethnographic Park January 2024

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Gold pendant in the form of two bees, Minoan, 1800-1700 BC

from The Heraklion Museum

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File under reviews that shock the Hell out of me.

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