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🇵🇱 Grzyby dzwonią 🍄‍🟫

Chciałam to narysować już w lecie, kiedy grzyby rzeczywiście rosły, ale nieważne.

(🇬🇧 Mushrooms are calling, gotta go 🍄‍🟫)

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Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

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IN 150 CHARACTERS OR LESS - Nikita Gill

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owoce, warzywa i majtki

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Can any of you Poláci confirm this

(btw the first two sound like utter nonsense but Koshimazaki is an actual Japanese place)

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I don't know. I just don't know

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No need to call out my lazy ass like that 😭

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paintings round 4 poll 9

Portrait of Feliks Jasieński by Małgorzata Łada-Maciągowa, 1921:

propaganda: Widzicie te kolory? Przez chwilę byłem pewien, że to musi być narysowane pastelami, a tu taka niespodzianka, oleje. Uwielbiam ten obraz. [You see these colours? For a moment I was sure it must be pastels, but surprise! it's actually oil. I love this painting]

submitted by @ponyatowski

The new bracelet by Henryk Siemiradzki, 1883

propaganda: Just look at the homoerotic tenderness.

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I used to be so smart. I was so clever and I was so capable of engaging in discussions and spinning ideas out with people and considering concepts and comprehending hypotheticals I was so SMART I was so GOOD AT WORDS I could put words together for hours and I didn't run out of them. I didn't know more things but I could think... I could think. I had space inside for so many thoughts and concepts. I was so clever

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https://english.radio.cz/beavers-build-planned-dams-protected-landscape-area-while-local-officials-still-8841536

A beaver colony in the Brdy region has gained overnight fame by building several dams in the Brdy protected landscape area, creating a natural wetland exactly where it was needed. It saved the local authorities 30 million crowns, and has the public cracking jokes about public administration and red tape.

The administration of the Brdy protected landscape area, which had gained approval for the 30 million crown project, was dealing with red tape and seeking the respective building permits from the Vltava River Basin authorities when the dam project was completed almost overnight by a local colony of beavers.

They could not have chosen their location better –erecting the dams on a bypass gully that was built by soldiers in the former military base years ago, so as to drain the area. The revitalization project drafted by environmentalists was supposed to remedy this. Bohumil Fišer, head of the Brdy Protected Landscape Area Administration says Nature took its course and the beavers created the necessary biotope conditions practically overnight.

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So. I’ve been laughing about this like all day and I need to talk about it. My gay ship just went canon in the most male power fantasy game of all time.

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 recently released (I’ve been playing it, it’s good). It’s an RPG set in medieval Bohemia. You play as Henry, a blacksmith’s son. The first game, released back in 2018, starts with your village being burned to the ground and everyone either is killed or has to flee. The rest of that game is you trying to, among various things, deal with your trauma and get revenge. It’s a very well executed story in my opinion.

A notable character in the game is Lord Hans Capon, who was a real guy but the game version is a bit loosely based on him. Hans and Henry become rivals then friends. Their noble/peasant dynamic is reminiscent of Arthur and Merlin in BBC Merlin (though I would argue the class dynamics are far better executed and more nuanced). Like ten people including me decided to ship them.

The first game was a bit rough but overall good. It garnered a decent audience, including a notably large audience of straight white men who really like medieval history but not enough to know much about it beyond swords are cool. You get the picture.

The second game is announced. Those guys I mentioned are super excited!

Well. As it turns out there’s going to be a homosexual relationship in the game, according to an announcement made by the director at the end of January. Uh oh. W-well as long as it’s not the main character-

Cue release day, February 4th. IT IS!!!

HANS AND HENRY. It’s THEM! They have sex ON SCREEN. No nuance about it (though it’s important to note this is an option you have to CHOOSE).

The guys go crazy. KCD has gone woke they cry. And to make it worse there’s *gasp* a black man in a Bohemian court! DEI!

I can’t believe Warhorse Studios did it. I’m genuinely amazed. I have never been so vindicated in my life.

Everyone play this game for the love of god. The combat is tough but there’s plenty of guides online. It’s worth it I promise.

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I also just got an update on THE BIG! Brother says he ate pasta and rebuilt the power steering pump, and got it installed last night. (I assume the pasta is crucial to this process.) He was mocking up the new wheelies and it looks SO GOOD

Big push on Sunday to try to get her roadworthy. Hopefully all goes well!

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rzeka daje, rzeka zabiera

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.