modernschlemiel
Modern Schlemiel
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The erratic and sporadic mumblings of a daydream believer
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modernschlemiel · 3 years ago
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Parting Glances (1986)
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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How I sleep knowing I’m a threat to Christianity:
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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Hang on
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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Take care of your mental health bitches
Don’t wanna shoot someone or build an alternate reality out of it.
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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"I sat in a cafe, I drank coffee, and I wrote nonsense in a journal. And then, somehow, it was not nonsense. I went for long walks... and I met myself in Paris."
Sabrina (1995)
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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“I’ve been friends with her for so long. She’s the greatest girl. It’s always nice when you get to work with people you like, because you spend months together. So it was great. She’s just so cool. She’s really talented and funny.”
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“I remember when we were making The Object of My Affection, we couldn’t believe we were actually on a movie set making a movie. It was like, ‘We’re really making this movie together?’” - Paul Rudd on Jen Aniston
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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Campy Millennial Classics
Heathers (1989)
Clueless (1995)
The Craft (1996)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Jawbreaker (1999)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
But I’m a Cheerleader (2000)
Sugar & Spice (2001)
Saved! (2004)
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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2020 - A YEAR IN REVIEW
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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Megan Fox and Diablo Cody discuss Jennifer’s Body on it’s 10 year anniversary. 
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modernschlemiel · 4 years ago
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Reasons I love Megan Denise Fox.
Her eloquence on objectification and misogyny.
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