modernmothman - Tumblr blog

[modernmothman]

dislike and discomfort are normal and healthy parts of the human experience actually

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I heard you won stupidest cock at the sex olympics

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

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i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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We're trying for ants

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I’m tired. At least my boobs rock.

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what life feels like when you have a yummy burger

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Fascinated by slime taxonomy

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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hiiiiii can i. can i come over to your discord server and not say anything 😊

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One of life's greatest joys, I think, is passing an AU back and forth with your friends and making it progressively hornier and more fucked up

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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

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it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep