modernmothman

[modernmothman]

say ‘please’ or get the fuck out

[modernmothman]

“I think the only way we can grow and get on in this world is to accept the fact we’re not perfect and live accordingly.”

— Ray Bradbury, The Illustrated Man

[modernmothman]

Reminder

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turns out i've been sleeping with mold for an indeterminate amount of time?????

[modernmothman]

tumblr please stop showing me dating apps ads. i'll meet girls the old way; never

[modernmothman]

bro i,m like two squeaks old

[modernmothman]

how does being punched in the face feel like

[modernmothman]

anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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[modernmothman]

they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

[modernmothman]

The lighting be giving mad scientist vibes.

Phineas has a teleportation pad. Where he gonna go?

[modernmothman]

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

[modernmothman]

i need to drink some large overly sweet fruity alcoholic beverage & listen to a shit ton of music really late at night once a month to make me feel normal

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[modernmothman]

rip gregory house you would’ve loved the phrase womp womp

[modernmothman]

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

[modernmothman]

black and white picture of a dude with a bowlcut on the dash you know the tags are going to be completely fucked