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Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
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me, shoving stolen personality traits into my purse: that’ll do nicely
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*looks in the mirror* hm. dont kno who that is but they look fuckt up
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some one: u ok? me: lol im fine! everything is in order and im stable (: me, at 1 am chugging a 2 liter bottle of sprite while watching murder documentaries: time isn’t real
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