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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

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“very often, in life, we feel like we gave our everything to someone or something and in return, got nothing. we feel like all the blood, sweat and tears went in vain. but you know how it is when you plant a seed. for days you might not see any evidence of life or development but there is so much growth going on inside that seed, below the surface. and when it is ready, the little seed sprouts, breaking the earth above it. you are growing too. you’re becoming so strong that eventually you’ll break whatever tries to bury you. believe that you’ll bloom and you will.”
-SM

@proselikeawiltingrose | @shareaquote (via shareaquote)

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small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

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Ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.

Brian Andreas, Story People: Selected Stories & Drawings of Brian Andreas (via suspend)

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me: *is bitter but is also right*

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*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

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me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

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dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

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tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

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Me: *Drops chocolate on the floor.*

Me: 👀

My Dog: 👀

*Kill Bill Sirens*

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Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

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