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HP Headcanons!
So like these are just some hogwarts headcanons I had in my tiny pea sized brain.Â
SO I feel that if a pureblood student would ever call a muggle-born a âMudbloodâ They would pretend to lick their hand and wipe it on the purebloodâs face and say âYouâve got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kickn your can all over the place, singinâ â and then just every muggle-born would just Stomp stomp clap singing âwe will we will rock youâ and the pureblood would be so confused and horrified and they would just run away lmaooooo
Also I feel like muggle-born gen Z students would totally quote vines and memes. Like just think about it, a professor saying âLetâs get down to business,â and half the class is like âTO DEFEAT THE HUNSâ and the other half is just scared of them. Also, like just think of all the vines they would quote..... Ok I got one Just imagine at breakfast âAHHâ ���Dude, I could have dropped my croissant!â or someone giving an avocado to someone âOh, an avocado... Thanks,âÂ
I HAVE MORe so I feel like they (The Muggle-borns) would just casually ask Dumbledore what the wifi password was and he could just casually say âDraco dormien snunquam titillandus123â and the Purebloods would think it was a secret code for something. They would totally bring their Nintendo switches and Phones and all their electronics and would have to explain to everyone what those âTabletsâ or devicesâ do and what they are. they would totally bring normal stationary, like pens, pencils, markers, Erasers, pencil pouches OMG SHARPIES and they would draw on the walls with sharpie and Flinch would never be able to get it off because its PERMANENT and would have to ask a professor to do it because heâs a squib and canât do magicÂ
They would probs sell stationery to the purebloods or halfbloods because like QUILLS THAT CAN ERASE MISTAKES?!? QUILLS THAT CAN WRITE GLITTERY THINGS?!? ERASING THINGYS THAT LOOKS LIKE ANIMALS AND FOOD?!?!? POUCHES THAT STORE YOUR QUILLS AND ERASER THINGYS!?!?! BITCH WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!?!?! There would be a blackmarket for this and it would be sold at a shifty ass corner like just imagne âYo so you got the stuff?â âYea I gotchuâ famâ âWait how do I know youâre not a spy for the professors? Whatâs the secret password?â âUwUâ âAll right follow meâ, and they would go to the Hufflepuff Common Room (Because the Hufflepuffs are chill, they arenât snitches and also because no one would expect the Hufflepuffâs and they would expect the Slytherins because all the Slytherins are hella cunning and sly and everyone in Hufflepuffâs too innocent and nice to be doing that, but little will they know....) and they would exchange it like a drug deal lmfaooo It would totally become like a fad or trend and everyone would be writing essays with glitter pens and pencils and everyone would just go ham on the walls with sharpies (I kinda feel bad for the walls lmao) so then the professors would have to ban them and wouldnât allow anyone to have one or sell any and any stationary thatâs not pencil or pencil pouches would be confiscated (But then the pencils would also be confiscated too because of something lmao) and thus is why there is now a blackmarket for them. They would do a duplication spell whenever they didnât have a lot left so they would always have them in stock and they would never run out! Â
Btw the first two ideas were a little inspired by some posts a saw by some users here but I have no idea who they are and I tried looking for their posts but I couldnât find it so if anyone knows what Iâm talking about can you please give me the usernames so I can credit them for inspiring me to make this post, that would be greatly appreciated. :)
Thatâs all I have for now feel free to add some and tag me in it so I can see what your probably amazing and great ideas you all have :D Iâm probably gonna add some more soon so stick around to see more!
#hp headcanon#Gen Z Hogwarts students#I thought of these at 3am plz don't bash me ;-;#This is my first time writing so it's pretty bad lol#hp imagine#Blackmarket for stationary#Hp
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Gather round kids while I explain this manipulation tactic that men perpetually try to use and why itâs bullshit.
If someone is openly showing interest in you by making disparaging or disappointed comments about your age, theyâre trying to put you on the defensive. This guy wants me to try to quell his discomfort, to bring up that Iâm only a month shy of 20, etc. - he wants me to try to prove myself to him, that Iâm mature and adult enough for a man like him.
His goal is to establish a power imbalance right off the bat. If we were to date, I would constantly be on the defensive, constantly striving to be an equal, constantly trying to prove my âadultâ credentials. Anything he says or does or wants from this point on that I object to would just be seen as a strike against my age, proof that he was right and that Iâm not mature enough for him. This is how SO MANY men pressure younger individuals (primarily women and girls) into situations and relationships they arenât comfortable with. If he truly thought I was too young for him, he wouldnât have messaged me. This is a very calculated move, and itâs fucking gross.
Adult relationships with age gaps are completely fine, but only if all parties view each other as equals. If someone is trying to set you up in a way that ensures thatâs never a possibility, run far away.
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