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youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs
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i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions
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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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if you befriend enough weirdos you can get lectures for free
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teenage boy writing a reddit post: And after she went out for drinks with her "co worker", I found her only fans
user who, based on posting history, makes $363k a year designing turbines for the government: I believe she may be gas lighting you as well,
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we’re approaching angus tully season…i can smell it
he's defrosting...
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The latest photo from Roger Roland Di Lernia, Mike Nesmith tuning his guitar in Australia, September, 1968 during the Monkees Tour, Enjoy!!
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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i already have tumblr premium. i have cool mutuals <3
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reserved
another slightly different possum. I like this one’s expression
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