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pratchett will write an entire book about the grim reaper pretending to be santa claus while the grim reaper’s granddaughter goes about hunting down the dumbass who decided to kill santa, and then right when you think you’re done and the oddly pointed shenanigans are winding down he hits you with “humans need fantasy to be human. to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape,” and knocks you into next wednesday

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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“I wish critiques of AI art were about capitalism and not about whether or not it’s real art” I’m sorry but you made artists mad I’m not sure what you expected to happen. Perhaps stop acting like people who have spent years honing their craft aren’t entitled to discuss it?

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i just had a little winter fairytale and i really wanted to express it, so--

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nandor the relentless and guillermo de la cruz, what we do in the shadows (2019-)

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the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020

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dear tumblr how do I get a guy to stop telling me all about his horrible takes on the film industry

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a handy guide.

companion piece for the "it's both" crew

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Hey there cowboy 😳 ⭐️✨

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you all listen to me and listen good! castiel and aziraphale may both be fallen gay angels who averted the apocalypse and are in love with a car dude but they are fundamentally different! aziraphale is sitting there eating his little tea and crumpets with caviar or whatever while reading pride and prejudice and listening to chopin's nocturnes. cas is eating gas station nachos, covered in blood, in his pick up truck belting out christina aguilera's part in lady marmalade they are not the same!!

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No matter how long it takes, no matter where we go, a day will come when we will meet again.

Deal.

for the @guardianbingo bonus prompt “acceptance”

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# finish your sentences

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ineffable husbands + text posts bonus:

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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week