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our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text

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I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set

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Eric 😭

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No such thing as too Butch

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coven master

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Another Claudia portrait because i’ll never stop painting her.

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My favorite Shakespeare thing is when he writes a major plot point but just has someone tell us about it to save on special effects.

Hamlet gets kidnapped by pirates but we don’t see that part. It’s a letter.

The Oracle of Delphi shows up in the Winter’s Tale and rather than do all the special effects required to make that adequately supernatural, two guys come on stage and go “woah that was cool”

There’s a big storm on the night that Duncan is murdered and we learn about this when half the cast of Macbeth says “sure was stormy last night”

Shakespeare, the OG low-budget director taking the easy way out.

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...she'll grow into it

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the thing is that as a person who watched the iwtv amc show first i get ginger armand. like i don't really enjoy him as a concept but i get it. blonde claudia i can almost understand. but white louis is so genuinely bizarre to me like sorry but that is not my man where is jacob anderson

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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And brother there's no place like home

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the powerful sexual allure of an extra large pizza

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turning reblogs off on certain posts should be a punishable crime

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts