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The US decided to change their citizenship rules so instead of being born a citizen if you’re born there, you now need to be conceived there as well. If not, you become a legal citizen of the country you were conceived in. After this was implemented, there was a huge scandal where like 1/3 of the population got deported because they were conceived on their parents vacations and all the politicians who wrote the rule got deported.
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Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work
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lapidot in the year of our lord 2024?!?!?
og artist is @beachsideufo 🤍
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thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry
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my stupid little hometown when my fruity ass moves back for thhe summer
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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character
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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
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