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Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”
Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”
Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*
Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”
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“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”
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Reverse Age!Robins AU
Dick: *hanging from the chandelier using his legs, looking upside down at his brothers*
Dick: *waves*
Tim:
Jason:
Jason: *waves back*
Tim: My question is not why he is doing that. I think that's obvious.
Jason: Yeah, the real question is...
Damian, who just entered the mansion: RICHARD, HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!
Tim: Yes, that's the real question.
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Bruce, glaring at suspiciously silent Jason, while the entire family dinner is in chaos: Are you okay? You hadn't join your siblings in... (gestures at screaming kids and Alfred, who tries to deal with a random fire in the room) ...causing a chaos.
Jason, vigorously texting someone over the phone: Yeah, uh, I am kinda just live streaming all that happens here to my parents. That's funnier.
Bruce: Oh, okay.
Bruce, after a second: Wait, what?
Bruce, glaring in his phone: IS THAT TALIA AND HARVEY?
Meanwhile, in Jason's phone:
Groupchat: Better parents
Jason: lol, damian just jumped on tim.
Harvey aka. the contact named Dad 3: What about Alfie? Had he finally dealt with that fire in the room?
Talia aka. the contact named Mom 3: I hope my son wins. 💚
Jason: LOL FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID BRUCE IS TWEAKING
Harvey and Talia at the same time: Yay
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Bruce, interviewing for new vigilantes: You have a three-year gap on your resumé that just says "vengeance."
Jason, pre-reveal:
Bruce:
Jason: You don't remember, do you?
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Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out
Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.
Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?
Bruce: Unfortunately yes.
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Tumblr blogs discovering why a lot of Heros are shown eating a lot of food
We need to talk about the drawbacks to super healing more. Healing takes a LOT of calories. If it happens all at once, you're 1) gonna drain your energy, and 2) probably gonna lose a little weight. Also, healing too fast is why humans get scar tissue (partially). And not to mention blood clots can end up happening as well.
So basically, as nice as it would be to walk off a stab wound in like a day, there's gonna be a LOT of consequences
#i know not every hero who would need to eat a lot is shown to do so but...#Deadpool#Spider-Man#Ben Grim and Johnny Storm#The Flash#Superman doesn't count since he is literally powerd by photosynthesis
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I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.
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Screw making energon cubes, they should just make tons of those things instead really 😎 this is simply what being blue and having sonic abilities does to you btw. These two would know (idk if Shockwave or Starscream found it amusing. If so, likely for the potential of ability; if not, probably cuz Soundwave shoulda been busy making energon cubes)
Ruining their fun 💔💔 cant do anything on the surface bruh
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