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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

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like what’s up manger

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Merry Christmas!!!

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2 recent fiddlestan drawings while I figure this app out... anyway hi its me vampy from twt heh and tiktok.. lalala

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give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

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really good image of him

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I never really played Barbies growing up (a huge reason being that I never really “played” with toys, I just,, liked rearranging them if that makes sense, there was also. other factors but I digress), however I did have many family members who did play Barbies who would occasionally make me join them and I’m surprised no one’s talking about their version of playing

Which was: because there were a ton of Barbies and only one Ken, the plot line (every time I joined in at least) was that all the Barbies would find out Ken was cheating on all of them, so they’d band together and murder him, then usually dispose of his body by throwing him into a river

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i should also play mario 64 when i can

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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What’s your hair color?

Black

Brown

Blonde

Ginger

Dyed

With highlights

Nuance

Bald (literally)

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Fiddlefart McSuckit

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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.